Revealed: What Dr Gakuru was to do on Inooro

News reaching my desk has revealed what the late governor of Nyeri County was going to say at Inooro FM. What we have not been able to ascertain is whether his ‘accident’ had anything to do with this reason. We are made to understand that the PhD holder was going to Inooro to do an interview in which he was going to break ranks with his party leader and declare his support for greater allocation to devolved units

…and then?

First he was headed for Kameme TV which is on Kijabe Street while Inooro TV is on the other side of town on Dennis Pritt road. Get your facts right you dim eyed orangutan.

is your desk made of cherry or mahogany?

Akakufa

intern wa Goebbels, rudi class

huyu hata ni intern wannabe…bure kabisa

When the other NRM members are busy clearing tear gas cannisters off RAT SUV limousine, we uko hapa kutupatia udaku ya wamama wa omena?

Bure kabisa

It must be BEECH!

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Tonight when you go to sleep you will not be able to have a restful night , every time you close your eyes , you will see his face (the late governor), he will be looking at you with disgust and pointing his index finger straight at you.
He will then utter the following words

SHAME ON YOU, SHAME ON YOU over and over again

You will never know peace

nasarites have this habit of spinning conspiracies even when the cause of death is very obvious. remember musando. the governors death was purely an accident. there is no political mileage to be gained from that.

When you laugh loudest at your own joke

Other grave dancers have a date with life bullets go join the dance !

Er… He was actually headed to inooro tv studios huko dennis pritt.

so unataka kusema shetani alipinga kazi ya mungu?

Of the three stooppid people from meru I know, you’re in 3rd place…a very close second is Georginachieth

Georginachieth was outed as a dim eyed feminazi

not her

you know her?