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RIDICULOUS CONTRACEPTIVE METHODS

#1
Some of the contraceptive methods that were used long before the invention and embracement of the condom are quite startling.
Below are a list of concoctions which were mixed and shoved up a woman's puthi hole before amorous combat begun.The practice was similar accross most cultures.

1. Honey, acacia leaves and lint
2. Honey, sodium carbonate amd crocodile dung
3. Wool and oils
4. Elephant dung, cabbage and pitch
5. Powdered palm leaf and rock salt
6. Inserting lilly root and rue into the vagina

Imagine unaitiwa mechi na kunguru alafu unaanza kutafuta mafi ya crocodile na elephant ukibebana nazo kwa mfuko :D:D tugeza with other ingredients like a sorcerer, herbalist or rain-maker. Ama unaitiwa ka-quickie pale very fast lakini huna bidhaa za opareshen at your disposal.....Tough times indeed.

Haikosi ata wimenz walikua na post-fucked-clarity after being left to remove tree branches and feaces pale baada ya soccer match.

Manz aliunda latex anafaa apewe nobel prize yake bila mabishano mingi even in his death....na global public holiday yake iekwe. CONVENIENCE
 
#3
Kwani how hard is it to just pull out the thing once you approach the point of no return? When I used to screw women, that was always my method and it never failed me. Wanaume saa zingine hujifanya malenge sana. The only time when you should impregnate someone is when you intend to.
Can only work for the first round. When you go for round 2, the precum + reminants of shot is likely to get her pregnant.
 

Tom Bayeye

Village Chief
#8
It doesn’t even work on the first round. Because you precum already goes into the woman before you feel it.
Yes and no,so far no study has found swimmer sperm in the pre-ejaculate. Walitaka kujua kama hizi risasi za pre-cum,unajua saa ile imechacha hadi zinapita na boxer, zinaeza fika hadi kwa cervix na kuingia ndani for unintended pregnancy. Some people say yes
 

uhondo

Village Elder
#10
Yes and no,so far no study has found swimmer sperm in the pre-ejaculate. Walitaka kujua kama hizi risasi za pre-cum,unajua saa ile imechacha hadi zinapita na boxer, zinaeza fika hadi kwa cervix na kuingia ndani for unintended pregnancy. Some people say yes
Ni ignorance nasumbua yeye.
 

Tom Bayeye

Village Chief
#13
People need to practice self-control, not come here spouting about how the method doesn't work. This has been known to work and has been practiced for thousands of years. Kama utamu imekuzidia ukamwaga ndani, kubali tu.
Boss ,hata pipe ya ngata hudrop kamoja kabla iingizwe kwa tank,so unataka kutumbia wewe hurudisha njoti ndani kama makamasi. One round haijai simamisha kutombana.kubali yaishe
 

Simiyu22

Village Sponsor
#16
Yes and no,so far no study has found swimmer sperm in the pre-ejaculate. Walitaka kujua kama hizi risasi za pre-cum,unajua saa ile imechacha hadi zinapita na boxer, zinaeza fika hadi kwa cervix na kuingia ndani for unintended pregnancy. Some people say yes
What if the precum has left over sperm from the last intercourse or wet dreams.
 
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