Safari ya TZ

Safari ilianza vizuri from Kenya. Let Nairobi at 1640 hrs touching down at Kilimanjaro at 1730 hrs.
[ATTACH=full]140495[/ATTACH] Got off on a wrong footing in Kilimanjaro after the fucker who was to pick me defaulted. Host had to get another driver. Got to my hotel at 2030 hrs. After supper ni kulala tuu.
Jana ndii kumekuwa na action kidogo. Had to buy an Airtel line as calling using safaricom is damn too expensive. Jioni ni kufululiza hadi Arusha. A slow evening but what would @uwesmake do? Simple. Get a momo. Actually in sister ya @Jirani coz alikuwa ameng’ara abibas juu chini. Total damage is very minimal. Thao unakula na kunywa. Daladala si ghali. Most Taxi guys are idiots more so wakijua wewe ni foreigner. Nitarudi baadaye
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Hio kiuno itatingishwa wacha tu

iyo export??

Hio shati ni ya peasants, uza hio saa ununue shati ya maana bro. Enjoy yoself.

Thermal image iko wapi?

Wewe ni mkamba? Kiuliso tu:D:D:D…

Nani, nikiuza hii shati nikupee proceeds utaongezea tuu Thao mbili ulipe rent hadi January.

Swafi Sana… But did you two have an ‘accident’? Hizi stains ni nini?:eek::eek:
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Omundu strong. Why?

Spillage ya drink

He he…we shall leave it there…

Hiyo shati mjamaa :eek::eek:

It’s funny that when you get to TZ you are forced to change to Airtel pap, what happened to Safaricom free roaming.
I discovered that Airtel in TZ is very cheap, actually their internet is all time low.
What you will hate is their meals, very poor

Good one bro! Jienjoy. Fwack as many ratchets na ulete effidense saidi.

Shati iko saws. It draws them as light draws moths.

Hehehe ni Mbirrionaire kama wewe

Thao ya Safcom huisha kama siet. They charge both parties. # boycott

Kitu swaffi hii ukikulaa huwezi rauka kazii a guddu one kukamua edishen :stuck_out_tongue:

Niko hizi area za Kariakoo, I chose to drive down and enjoy the view, I loved the countryside in Tanga, very green… Tiring drive but it’s worth it, sasa ubaya hakuna veve huku, kulala mapema kama kuku ndio zangu. Vile kunaenda inaonekana I’m getting myself a second Tanzanian wife, watoto nyuso nyororo kama siagi na wamebebesha vijikundu.

True. Huku kama wewe ni fisi utavunjika Shingo. Everywhere you turn there is something nice to look at sio kama Kenya kwenye kumejaa sura kama ngumi.