Salaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaala! Na sijasema ule jamaa wa.........

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“…Na kuna wengine wanapiga kelele ati tunapatia kanisa pesa. Mimi sijaomba mtu pesa. Na kwani kupatia kanisa pesa ni makosa, eh? Si afadhali kupatia kanisa pesa badala ya kupeleka kwa wachawi na waganga, eh? Ama mnasema nini?..”

DEPUTY PRESIDENT WILLIAM SAMOEI ARAP RUTO

Hii biashara ya kanisa iko sawa sana na fikiri kwenda ndigito nayo nifungue an online evangelical church

WSR is a real hustler. Ile kinaya Na matusi anatusi wasee hats Uwes hayafikii. Juzi aliambia leaders wenginekama ikiwa walikuwa inje Mwalimu wa Geography akifunza ama walikuwa absent waulize Western Ni wapi.

Na one night he almost made a lady journalist die in lafta. Eti when he was in std five he was reading about Ole Ntimama in books and he always thot Ni wa era ya Vasco da Gama.

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So, those who arent helping church are visiting witches? This man WSR

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Guka meza dawa saa saba imefika

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He he he he he he! Kumanina! Nikimeza viagra saa hizi na shangazi yako yuko sokoni nitombe kuku ama?

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Tumizee pia huwa na matusi hivi hivi

HE HE HE HE

Watoto wakorofi bado nasumbua wewe ama kwisa nyorosa hao??

Macharia Gaitho tulisikia ulifutwa kazi. is it true?

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Boys will always be boys. Fisi tu. Kunyemelea ndiyo wanajua…

Gaitho strongly suports CORD. I strongly support Uhuru.

THE END

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Comments hapa, hata za WSR kando

Uncle nyam huyu kuka hajakuambia poa hehehhehe

Many people adopt a completely different persona online from what they are in real life.

Not 100% true. People usually reveal their true character when they don’t have to take responsibility for the consequences. Thats why hidden cameras, recording devices etc are used to obtain info which would have otherwise remained hidden if the person(s) in question were asked upfront. One of the best places to learn someone’s character is on the Internet. They have the freedom to be themselves.

Niccurs on r/burningkids or r/hurtkids on Reddit are definitely doing some questionable shit in real life. There is no way members of r/coontown on Reddit are not racist in real life.

If you outchea lyin’ to yourself that you jus’ “pretending” because its the Internet, you a lie bruh. What you see here is somewhere between 60% - 100% true as far as people really can be.

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Let me speak for myself and a few others that I know personally.

HUYU NEFERTITIES ANAONGEANGA KISOMALI AMA? BRUH

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That should serve as a warning to all boys with this bad habit of raising the temperature gauge at the sight of every pink handle. What you see here is what you get, in 3D.