Urefi ya Saturday hua haiishi vizuri
Hii siku hua haishi vizuri most of the times
Some of the mashida/series of strange events have encountered are listed below
Finding myself on my way to Nyeri for a ruracio with a group of people
i met kwa club, my jalopy being driven/comandereed na mwanaume sijui
longest day of my life
kuitwa kwa kichochoro na maraya when i was innocently passing by. Thats
how i lost this big chinese phones senye silikua na tv
kulala kwa nyumba for one week na manundu ni kama niligongwa na gari
Ukiona kunguru inapigwa apana ingilia mwishowe utapigwa hadi na hiyo
kunguru pia
finding myself in Machakos around 11am on sunday. Hadi wa leo cannot
recall vile nilifika huko
Waking up in time to see a tiny kunguru struggling to unmount my 49inch
tv kutoka kwa ukuta
Kuchipsfungwa na momo ikanifungia kwa nyumba around 3 days, uko inje
kwa compound ni german shephards tupu sinaroam…hiyo ilikua time ya
Rafikiz lounge Nakuru
7 smoking bhang for the fisrt tym and passing out for almost 24 hours
8 Caught in some police raid at a certain club full of underage kids
tukatokea kwa news
9 And the mother of it all: kahelb kuisha within 2 days na sem ijaanza
Hehehe pombe sio supu. This is the reason siwezi ata fikiria kumess na dem yoyote anapenda kukata maji. Imagine ungekua kunguru, zile madhambi ungekua umefanyiwa so far.
Kuvurutwa na random chick met in a disco mpaka kwake na kuingilia kwa dirisha juu alikuwa amepoteza key. Asubuhi kutoka ilikuwa ngori juu wamama wa plotwalijaa nje wakifua. Nilipatiwa karai nikojolee…eventually nilitokea hiyo dirisha nikashika walk of shame nikaenda nikikaukanga…
Kutokea job 1pm, kuingia town na kuanza kukunywa cocktail ya keg na sapphire. Kubleki na kulala kwa petrol station chini ya lorry. Soldier alinichunga mpaka asubuhi.
Zangu no as follows:-
[ol]
[li]Kuamka 9 am in Umoja in a kao lady’s bed with pussy juices all over my dick after a night of drinking in Ongata Rongai,[/li][li]Waking up in Kapsabet after drinking in Busia upto 12 midnight,[/li][li]Driving to South C from Umoja after kupigwa mchele. Hio siku ndio niligundua mungu bado ananipenda,[/li][li]“Accidentally” dry frying a lanye in Embu after a long night of debauchery,[/li][li]Spending my dad’s cash held in trust on some random ugandan lanyes in Malaba nikiwa high school.[/li][/ol]
When I was young, back when there was no thuggery in Kenya, I once drunk myself silly and decided to walk the two kilometres home alone. Along the way I sat on some raised ground besides the road. Something told me nimefika nyumbani nikatoa viatu na longi nikalala. One of those warm nights. Neiba mama fulani akipita ndiyo alipata kijana wa mwalimu amelala fofofo akakimbia kwake akaleta blankenti akanifunika. Ngware akaja akaniamsha nikavaa nguo zangu nikatembea. It became our little secret…before we started making bigger secrets…
After kunywa JD bypass sijui nilifikaje home 237 bila jumper, na lollipop kwa dashboard ya gari. I dont remember dealing with any chic.
Makali sikuhizi naonea kwa shelf tu
Kupewa na dem kwa bed while her friend slept kwa mattress floor after drinking, mimi nikasema beshte yake ni msupuu nipewe thrupass. Nilikula block ya mwaka