Well,My most favorite day is here.
Am about to leave office and the plot is set.
Two goats are up for grabs plus more than enough drinks na si kibao kama zile za webdev.
My package has arrived straight from Maua.
Colombo uko wapi brathe?
I have been literally tracking it.
The ride is ready to riot,audio fine tuned,latest mixes set.
Am seeing myself home tommorow morning.
Who knows i might get laid tonight.
Ktalkers do not drink and drive.
Mpango zenu ni zipi?
End month mna mambo sana, mwezi ikiwa kona an am having a nice time mnanitukana.I wonât be cowed ikifika kona kwenu.
Passing thru the market place and watching animations later on
Buda boss,Hii ni design yangu ya kila saturday na maboy wangu through out the month.
Madam,Am inviting you one of these fine days.I like you.
o_Oo_O how am I supposed to reply
Lakini mbuzi mbili kila weekend? Truth has been stretched to an uncomfortable level.2cts
Throw your vagina at him, Margaret.
I didnât know you are Madova ama u are the spokes man , anyway bad thing vagina ndio sinanga ni kama ilikufa
Margret sounds mbochish
Pia mimi nimeshangaa:confused:
Throw your vagina at him, Margaret.
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Naokotwa kwa drum.
Respect the first lady, hakuna jina imekaangwa hata V. Sidika anabobea.
Sato 1 Aug, Kuamka ni 1PM napata 5missed calls za pesa. Kitunguu inuke kwanza. Breakfast na lunch pamoja nikipost hii replyâŚkutoka hapo sijui vile itaunfold. Jibambe mblo.
Kwani umerudi Kenya?
âI wonât be cowedâ this is getting old fast
The last time I checked gentlemen never talked like this and thats how you will find a boot stuck where the sun never shines.
Spokesman wa nani?ako na mchezo sana.Ngoja ngano ikauke.
Slutbuttferkingfast, matusi kama hii ulitoa wapi jameni?
(I hate to admit it, but your IQ is 20 pts above the village averageâŚ)