screwing half or double your age?

We had this naughty mzee in the village when we grew up (not my real grandpa). when asked how old is old enough for a man, his answer was; when it is legal for him to fuck a girl half his age. needless to say, that is 36. how many have nailed or been nailed legally by someone half/double their age? i felt accomplished last December after achieving this challenge (hekaya coming some day).

Achana nayo kama ni (someday)

wewe punguza managu

Both are out of the question for me. Illegal on one end and too old on the other.

And this is how child rapists begin.

hii ndio nakamua

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTISKUGwKYk

Does this count: wale tulianziwa na mboch tukiwa lower primo?

thats illegal

Theres nothing new you have said nigga, umejua tu hivyo saa hii?

That botch raped you. Seek legal redress.

No way! I participated actively na sikumind.

There is someone I know who met a woman who sells eggs pale Kwa Bar (kabla a lake anakulanga mayai after a drinking day out). Since the woman who sells eggs is always there at his local, aliuliza “Nani, unakuangaa a very hard working woman”. + “Na uko na Haga kubwa”. Finally he screwed her. After 1 month walikosana! Police wakaitwa, this guy had no idea why she called the police.

Kimberly she was an underage girl (17 year old with a son: single mother, that had done an abortion) selling mayai na smokie inje ya bar!

Ilibidi huyo mtu aende kwao, end he starts the traditional marriage process. Now they are living happily ever after!

How is a man / woman supposed to ask for ages? Before you hit it, uliza jokingly, “Na ulipata mini KCSE?” Even if she has a kid and looks 40years.

Hii Kenya, police hawataki kusumbua Malaya. Mwanaume can be raped and itakuwa ngumu kusema mwanamke alisimamisha mboro na kutumbukiza mwiko akakoroga kabisa … Na Wewe hukupenda kumpatia mwiko.

you dont always ask, there is lots of circumstantial evidence in a conversation, including the kcse scores. the one i screwed; i teased her she is a jail bait. she felt flattered and shown me id that she was 19 because she was also angling to gain something in exchange which she did.