Secession plans have began.

David Ndii has put out a petition online seeking for signatures of Luos, Luhyas, Turkanas among others so that they can form their own republic. We joked about cutting out Nyanza for Baba to become president with 100% support, it’s getting real. They want to cut out Western Kenya, North West Kenya and Coast…will it be 3 different countries or one country with patches of land? Not yet sure.

Soooooooooo…Will coast have to start paying their part of the SGR, will they manage? Can the North West manage to pay the foreign contractors drilling oil there and at the same time manage to somehow make their nation food secure and secure from cattle rustlers? And Western will have to forget about the brewery being built there unless they can finance it…

Is this NASA’s next move- calling for mass action for secession of their strongholds that will leave us like Sudan…struggling to get back on our feet after civil war. I’m not sure how they have planned this or it will be last minute mathogothanio as we have seen since January…kama kawaida, just sipping tea and waiting for the narrative to change and plans to divide Kenya any further fall flat. Probably soon North Korea will have started dropping those nukes so attention will shift to survival.
Kitendawili…tuende tusiende?

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Ojinga Devolish Movement
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Nusu mkate manenos. Let him hustle hard

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Propaganda

Narok, Kajiado, Tana River and Nyamira is Jubilee. Amend the map accordingly. Possible??? then let him shut up

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He denied last night on NTV but said he is for that petition. .he is a mad economist.He is an inciter, a Kenyan enemy !

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These guys are losing it

Am very sure he will still lose even if they were to secede, this guy can only be a ruler in his house hata his clan hagwes

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The only county that should be curved is Nyanza only…and by extension Kibera. Leave the other counties in peace

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Rumors has it that the fag was abducted by unknown assailants.

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George Soros

Make that luo nyanza. and even then Kurias would have something to say. ata kibera watarudishia wenyewe

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Can you imagine having to use a passport to go to coast .They should atleast leave coast alone the rest they can take

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You guys are letting this secession circlejerk take too much of your time.

To me it’s a non-starter

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:D:D:D

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ku secede si kitu rahisi, angalia Kosovo yugoslavia, Sudan inakuwanga war I doubt they have the stomach for it

Hullabaloo. This is just to keep some people relevant

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Bensouda is watching keenly, jana ndii was frothing at the mouth, idiot

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The problem is that the fuckers fronting this line of thought will not be there to fight. Besides, Kenya is full of keyboard warriors, these are non-starters.

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Plus Kwale and Lamu.

However let them be. Such inflammatory speech does more to erode their own supporters than anything else. Its one thing to vote for the reTired opposition leader and another to go against your beloved nation. In 2022 these fools will have nothing to say to the citizens of the counties deemed separate from other and at the same time that same message wouldn’t sell with their own “areas”

I’m glad the reTired opposition is still yet to learn from all its elections defeats in 2013 & 2017. 2022 will be even easier.

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