SEO, Content Writing and Production

I have a job for you dear Brandi Omosh. I need someone who will write big and qualitative texts. The texts should have at least 5000 characters with a message, climax, introduction, body, conclusion, resolution and other elements. It’s hard to find someone who will create such short texts but since you boast that you are a poet I believe you can be a fit candidate for this role.
I also have a job offer for you, Sir. I want to develop my blog and the bad thing I don’t have this skill to write texts comprehensively and concise. I’m opened to pay as much money you want, but the texts must be really catchy and qualitative. Also, I would like to see some of your texts before discussing further details. Once again I need long, qualitative and discursive texts and not short comments which you usually post on forums. I already hired the guys from who keep my website on top. I’m looking forward working with you.