Servicing a gun is slang for wanking - Shebesh Fiasco

Sex & Relationships
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Was he Kawasakiiing? Ama servicing his gun ni kusema nini? It was slang for wanking when I was in primo yani. With that in mind, these excerpts from the family statement just make me laugh at the whole scenario.

  1. My husband is a GUN expert

  2. He runs a shooting range where he trains people to HANDLE guns…dont underestimate his gun handling capability. He is not a stranger to guns

  3. We ran to the bedroom and found he had injured his THIGH.

  4. He was in the bedroom SERVICING his gun when it DISCHARGED

2

So you want to tell us ako na njoti explosive au?

3

Gun expert = Kawasaki expert

4

hiyo ujinga ya kina shebesh ni hali ya juu sana, kabla u service gun, kuna safety pin ama unaeza tuo dengu na uache moja chambers kama uli kuku kitu, mi hata sielewi ku service gun na pistol semi auto ni tofauti na piago panga ama slasher

5

Hii hapa ime summarize hio maneno … hehe

6

Absent mindedness can result in this kind of accidents.

7

:D:D:D
Ati unapiago panga?

8

chwo dhii beto niang ama wadhii beto Othoo wagoo makaa, to mano dwaro Lee

9

Many years ago there was a teacher who used to drum into our heads that familiarity breeds contempt.
Reason why many bad accidents that cause serious loss of life are caused by experienced drivers who are very confident of their driving abilities. Novices rarely cause bad enough accidents to kill people.

10

At a chefs hujichoma

11

Speaking from experience…:wink:

12

He remembered this day sonko and his wife were in mombasa have a blast with eachother