a harlot begins without sti…you f***k a girl with an STI, you give it to a lanye ,a lanye to another man,man to his wife ,wife to her boss ,boss to wife wife to gateman ,gateman to maid maid anaipeleka ocha.so where did the guy who gave it to the first girl get it?another girl…so where did the very initial owner get it?..
sex is worse than war…BLISSFUL DEATH!!
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ee tato…
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kuja telegram, nikupe through pass
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When was the last time you had sex?
LITTLE JOHNNY AND HIS FROG
Little Johnny walks into the local
brothel towing a dead frog on a piece of string behind him.
He walks up to the madam behind the counter and says,
“I want a girl.”
The madam looks down at Little
Johnny and says,
“This isn’t a place where you should be! Off home with you.”
Little Johnny reaches into his right trousers pocket, takes out a 50 Euro note, and places it on the counter in front of the woman and says.
“I want a girl.”
The madam snatches up the note, sticks it down the front of her dress between her ample bosoms and says to Little Johnny,
“Up the stairs, 1st floor, 2nd room
on the left.”
Little Johnny sets off up the stairs, towing the dead frog on its’ piece of string behind him, Thud Thud Thud.
Half way up the stairs, Little Johnny stops, turns around and says to the woman,
“One other thing. This girl must have Active Herpes!”
The madam cries out,
“All my girls are clean. They are
inspected once a month for such
things!”
Little Johnny returns to the counter, reaches into his right trousers pocket, produces a 100 Euro note and hands it to the woman, who snatches it up, and once again, it disappears between her ample breasts.
“3rd floor, 4th room on the right.”
Once again, Little Johnny sets off up the stairs towing the dead frog on its’ piece of string behind him. Thud, Thud, Thud.
About two hours later, Little Johnny returns down the stairs towing the dead frog on its’ piece of string, Thud Thud Thud.
He is walking through the door when the madam calls him back and says to him,
“I can understand you coming here looking for a girl, but why the Active Herpes?”
“Well,” says Little Johnny, when I
get home, my baby sitter will be
there waiting to look after me
tonight because tonight is when my parents go to Bridge Club, and
because she never says anything to mummy or daddy when I misbehave.
I let her practice on me for when her boyfriend and her want to try out something new.
So, if I let her have sex with me,
she’ll catch Active Herpes.
At about midnight, mummy and
daddy will come home.
My daddy will take the babysitter
home, give her 50 Euros, have sex
with her in the back of the car, and then daddy will catch Active Herpes.
Then, he’ll drive home, drink a
brandy, go to bed with mummy, have sex with her, and then mummy will catch Active Herpes.”
“In the morning, daddy will go to
work, and about half an hour later, the milk man will come round. He’ll have a cup of tea. And then he’ll catch Active Herpes.”
“And he’s the bastard who ran over my frog!!!”
Hii tuliona Noah akipewa blue prints za THE ARK.
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gateman ni nini? pidgin English ama
No soja
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how does palmela feel about this?
That kid probably has an obsessive compulsive personality disorder. Thats a whole knew level of obsession with revenge
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