Sex & Feelings

A man was brought before a Judge and was charged with NECROPHILIA.(having sex with a dead person). The Judge told him, “In 20 years on the bench, I’ve never heard such a
disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn’t lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?”
The man replied, "I’ll give you THREE good reasons:

  1. It’s none of your damn business;
  2. She was my wife; and…
  3. I didn’t KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way during sex!"
    The case was dismissed and the Judge announced the following warnings:
    For the ladies:: PLEASE TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE ACT.
    For the guys:
    IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS STILL ALIVE …!!!
    Case dismissed!
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hahahhahahhaha…
Am laughing

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4.check the knees.

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Hii niliona nikiapply tender ya kujenga tower of babylon.

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hahaha good thnkg though kukamua maiti n kama kueka dick kwa frdge

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Inakaa ushawahi jaribu

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Hii tuliona ™ siku ile Joseph alishindwa kukamua pharaoh’s wife Bathsheba the momo

Fungeni macho na hamutaziona tena

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ulifanya poa chokosh! Nimekam kukuonesha tena but sikukuita hapa.

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Sasa ukiniita chokosh na wewe nitakuita nini. Ebu endelea kuosha choo za kanju bila kusumbua sisi…

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kwani mzae walikuwa salon ukizaliwa? una udaku mingi sana coomernina

mkiwa na nani? isorait!

Na @Tommy Lee Sparta tukirecord ndio tuuze hio ngwati CBD Cairo

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noo cjawai jaribu bana

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:D:D

@shoti mzito ya bats wewe

@lovemashbae how then did you know that its akin to dicking a fridge.
This reason is not acceptable. You sir are not believable.

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that could have been uwesmake.

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