SEX IN THE METAVERSE?!?!?

Fellow villagers ,leo niko na Hekaya.
So as I was browsing the Internet looking for Biashara Opportunities in the Meta Verse
(Btw ,Kikuyus ,we need to have a serious conversation about buying land in the Meta Verse)

Anyways ,YouTube being YouTube wali recommend video ingine that has just left me shocked.
Technology that I thought was 5-10 years away is already here in 2021 and improving.

People can now have sex in VR and feel it.
Si niliwaambia malanye hawatakuwa na kazi soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpDlhPW8Bd0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3hhNBzzp3o

Siwezi lipa lanye Samantha

Kwani you’ve been hiding under which rock oh supreme being ?

Hapo kwa wakikuyu buying land in meta verse nichanue faster faster priss ! The Star of David is already shining in my eye.

Kwani umekuwa ukidinywa VR chat?

This one is a long one but it also needs it’s own thread.
If you’ve heard of NFT’s then this will be easier to explain.

Summary if you haven’t:

People are now buying and selling land in Metaverse worlds.
And they are making Millions of dollars.

You can earn cash in the form of crypto in the metaverse
and convert it into real world currency.

People are even renting to VR tenants and becoming virtual Landlords.
We as the people of the mountain cannot be left behind.

Nah , I’m pretty much old fashioned.

But now that you brought it up, VR might affect your whole bantu supremacy plan.
Humans will stop procreating.

Never.
Nothing will ever replace the feeling of real ,raw, aggressive sex.
Skin on Skin ,naked fucking is superior to wearing equipment.

Hiyo ya VR itakuwa kama advanced phone sex.

Haiya. This is quite interesting. I will look for more info
I remember playstation had a similar set up. Playstation Home. It was a nice place to interact with other players. Too bad they shut it down early.

Real talk - Between phone sex and real sex - which one do you indulge in more ? Because if you are introverted like me the answer is very obvious.

Real sex of course.

I wanna feel her naked body pressed against mine as I grind inside her.
I wanna choke her ,smack her ass ,throw her around and leave her wet ,legs shaking & whimpering when I’m done.

I can’t do that over the phone.

Mhmmm… mkay.
Yeah I don believe you. :D:D:D
All I have to do is check your profile , go through your timelines and have a sense of your daily routine.
Sure real sex is great, it’s Godly and outweighs VR sex but most people don’t have time to pursue actual relationships. Others simply don’t want the attachments.

Just do online dating like most people.
That’s how I meet people as I work from home on my online business.

Set up a date ,halafu mfinyane till kingdom come.
Kuwa digital mama.

Saa izi watu wanamake killing kwa NFT mbaya sana. @BantuSupremacy you’re right, except ypu making it seem like purchasing stuff in MV is as easy as ABCD. There’s that small part of advanced coding skills

That’s a lot of words for saying Tagged and ilk

Avoid Tagged ,it’s basically an online brothel.
The only dating apps you can get good results in Kenya are Bumble and Tinder.
The rest ni bure.

Wise man Chief Keef once said

I don’t want no relations I just want one night

Bradhe. Tagged. Tinder. Bumbu ama umesema inaitwaje. This are all same hoe on different clothes

Definitely not easy but from my research ,the ROI is worth it.
Also ,do you know make money from NFT’s?
Nipatie pro tips ,I want to delve into that world.

Kaa umetumia hizo apps basi utajua kuna difference.
I’m speaking from experience.

:D:D:D no thanks.