She Cheated..

A friend just posted this in our Men’s WhatsApp group seeking advice on how to handle this.

The wife of less than a year cheated on him with an ex and that led to a cordial separation after it was discovered.

He decided to go #MGTOW

The EX wife sent him this…

All replies will be forwarded accordingly.

Summary

Ancient wisdom has been refined and summarized as follows: kunguru hafugiki. Ni hayo tu

We all know who that friend is. And we all know that if he is a simp he will take her back and advising him will be a waste of time. Tell him to do whatever he wants, he is a grown man now.

No amount of “miti ni dawa”, preaching, baptizing, advising, interceding or anointing can change a simp’s mind. That guy has already made up his mind and it is usually a big waste of time and resources advising such guys.

Hakuna kitu huuma these females kama ‘cordial separation’. That’s why bado anaona kuna chance of getting baq 2gether coz haamini aliachwa. Labda anaandika hizo mashairi akisuguliwa na Ktalker.

Samehea hiyo kunguru, imejitetea sana. Na muwache kuwa wachoyo na coomer za bibi zenu. Mimi nikiingia plantation ntakuwa napea bibi pass ya kutombwa huko nje once a year, no questions asked. Bora asishike mimba ya ghaseer ingine na asiniambukize STD.

Boss hii mambo ya “asking for a friend” tulikataa…kama ulichezwa kubali tu,najua inauma sana laikini itabidi uzoee, my advice to you is “once a player always a player” Pole Amigo kwa masaibu unayopitia.

Heheheee… Pole kwa “rafiki yako”. Nice composition too. Hiyo kitu ilikuwa iimefakiwa mara nyingi sana sio ati vile aligundua. By the time you catch a woman? Hiyo kuma imefika elastic limit na ikareset to a upgraded factory setting. Hata saa hii anafakiwa tu. Haezi wachana na ex.

When a monkey jumps to another branch and it happens to break, it tries very vigorously to grasp the former branch before it falls coz, you know, it doesn’t want to land on the ground. Monkeybranching 101

By the way, most women cheat with their ex-boyfriends and there is a good reason for that. Women are not risk takers and if a woman wants sex outside marriage within the quickest time and with the least risk, an ex-boyfriend is the best bet. Any woman will tell you this. If you have dated enough women you will probably know this first hand, that wenye wameoa once in a while are open to sex. Every time she needs to change her diet, that “ex” will always be there.

She writes so well!

Akuna haja ya kingereza mingi. She cheated on him, full stop. Huyo ninja anafaa kufikiria sai venye atapata a new woman. Mwoman akicheat on you na ukajua, believe me you will never get over it, no matter how many ladies you bang out there, best way forward after finding your woman has cheated on you has always been to cut ties completely and look for a new partner

:smiley: umetombewa fungua roho. wewe pia umekuwa shoga?

That’s why namtetea, iyo apology inaflow ingekuwa 50 pages ningekuwa hooked. @Chimoni you have a smart wife here, don’t fuck it up ghaseer wewe.

Alitombwa na amekuwa akitombwa, she is horny or broke. Umeskia hakuna mahali amesema atawacha kutmbwa, anaskia tu vibaya ulimshika akitombwa. Pus she must think you are a desperate full who will take her back after a year juu huwezi pata dem mwingine

Never ever take back a woman who has cheated on you. It is not even negotiable and should never cross your mind.
Hio barua yote na kizungu mingi ni crocodile tears tu. Women are very good pretenders and she probably thought the grass was greener on the other side and when she found out that kumekauka kama wallet ya @johntez addi gaza msafi aka amua arudi nyumbani.
If there are no kids, shukuru mungu.
She cheated. Kick her out. Period
BTW, women don’t respect men who take them back after cheating

Tell your friend to take her back. After they are back together na beshte yako anaenjoy ndowa, cheza kama wewe. Chukua slices alafu uingie karura.

The title its self ni case ya betamales

After kumalisa kuandika epistle…
Anachifunika n’a île branketi mzee ya uwesmek…
She momentarily scratches her ass and as an afterthought… Firmly tucks the dusty Raymond blanket under her left hip…
Last time she had felt a cold chill on her behind and amidst the stupor discerned something like a lighting flash… Maybe a photo being taken or a fleeting dream…
Maybe not, with this pervert better be safe

Hehehehe wanaume mtaishi kulia hadi lini jameni? Hamjui that we are living in COVID times!?!? This is monkey-branching 101 and female normal dual-mating nature. It is old as the pyramids themselves.

Wewe jua ukioa in 2020 na kuendelea hutawahi onja amani ya ndoa that our ancestors enjoyed. Women today can cheat for whatever reason, the LAW & SOCIETY has accorded them that. For this reason, it is your duty as a man to shield yourself from this stupidity in the following ways.

1 Embracing stoicism. Know that a man was born alone and will eventually die alone. The earlier u accept this, the happier and more fulfilled u will be. I did this at 26, and i dont know where my life would have been had i leaned on a woman for support, sympathy, direction, opinion, inspiration or pity. I would be NOWHERE!

  1. Always use protection with these bitches. It is never yours, it is JUST your turn. Or atleast pull out if u happen to land on that proverbial unicorn virgin. Kuma sio yako na haitawahi kua yako ata ukilipa 100 million cows as dowry.

  2. DO.NOT.GET.MARRIED.EVER …Women are not stupid, they will want a grand wedding but not the rigors of the exclusivity of that marriage. If you think that she will delete the contacts of her exes after honeymoon, THEN YOU ARE THE MOST FOOLISH MAN on the planet. Kama umeoa bibi mrembo tutamkula hapa nje, upende usipende.