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  1. vic

    vic Senior Villager

    Just wasted 3 minutes of my life
     
  2. trix

    trix Village Elder

    UPUSSY,cannot relate to SEKURIKO manenos.
     
  3. shocks

    shocks Village Elder

    Beef ni nini, ulikuliwa mtu ama? Ama wewe ndio hii manager ya AFC Nakuru.
    Wewe nikikuitisha hekaya yako ni a waste of time, lakini hii belief ulitoa wapi?
     
  4. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    Or BM security ...or Group4
     
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  5. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    Congratulations.
    Refer to a reply ^^^
     
  6. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    Kumbe ni yeye.
     
  7. trix

    trix Village Elder

    At Sekuriko you were trained to kiss and tell,right?
     
  8. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    Who said it was sekuriko?
     
  9. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    The only hekaya unajua ni za kuharisha...shut up
     
  10. biraru

    biraru Village Elder

    Nice hekaya
     
  11. Nattydread

    Nattydread Village Sponsor

    The book of @pseudonym chapter three sets out the irreducible minimums for a hekaya:

    *long distance travel outfit is miniskirt and kanga, chupi is optional;
    *wetness, shining phalluses and trembling labia by paragraph 3;
    *threshold is when she comes seven times in round 1;
    *no money may change hands in any direction, even a mere 3k.

    Now go back and revise.
     
  12. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    Am still old school. I learnt hekaya writing using the @mabenda4 Rules on Irreducible Minimums... Threashold and money and fombe
     
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  13. Nattydread

    Nattydread Village Sponsor

    Evolve buddy, evolve.
     
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  14. shikoti

    shikoti Senior Villager

    you are a scam!!
     
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  15. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    Ah my LPA brother. How have you been?
     
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  16. shikoti

    shikoti Senior Villager

    am doing good brother..naona pia wataka kujoin team LPA
     
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  17. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    Hekayas have a way of running away from LPA :D
     
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  18. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    The @pseudonym rules are too age nueveau based on instant gratification millenial model which glorifies the end rather than the means. In my world,half of the fun is in the how I got there...
     
  19. shikoti

    shikoti Senior Villager

    hiyo osungu Mimi hapana elewa
     
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  20. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    @It's Le Scumbag my hekayas are different because I was 19 years old and in love...
     
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