wahenga walisema “chelewa utapata mtoi siwako” kwa hivyo bada yakuwambia last weekend vile nlikatia manze mganda Facebook, akanyenyekea mistari yangu. ilibidi nisonge mapema kabla hajabadirisha mawazo yake.
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mimi ndio huyo pale tao kwa mabus jioni siku ya ijuma, nkakata ticket na bus fulani tukaelekea Kampala.
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Kitu saa tatu asubuhi juma mosi tukafika kampala, haraka nkaingia AirBnB nakusaka keja cheap, bahati nzuri app ya taxify pia inafanya kwao, so nkapigiwa na dere na akanikujia.
mimi huyo Bugolobi, nkalipa kitu kama elfu mbiri yakwetu na nkapewa funguo.
kuamka kitu saa tisa jioni, aise mnasemanga kingereza sikiwezi lakini nlianzia hapo kukizungumuza kama Obama, bada yakugundua waganda hawajui lolote katika lugha la taifa.
mblo acha mjadala, soma hekaya.
Kucall manze, “hello brendah, ni mi Mchezaji who you had spoke to you juzi pale fb, so nshafika kampala bugolobi, do you know?”
mungu ni mwema akaitikia akaniambia nitafute mtu hapo mganda karibu nami azungumze naye, which i obeyed. badae akaniambia on phone “it’s okay, on my way to you”, furaha ikarudi automatically usoni mwangu lakini nkakumbuka yale mlipopost hapa kijijini namna kenyeji za tinder zipokula fare bila showing up for the date angalau i hadn’t sent her anything like mula.
kitu half an hour later, door bell rings, i open and here is a msupa jo, fine uso, haga msabwanda. Hapo pap nkanza kuimba hallelujah moyoni nkishuku kama ntaiweza kuikula yote.
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Majabu yakanza kutendeka, imagine sijaiona dame akija date na eats zake! hu alikuja na juice with her mabiscuits lakini kama mwanaume nkamua kuingia restaurant hapo next na keja, nkarudi na food and drinks kibao,
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tukala kiyasi.
kutetemeka kiasi nkijiuliza nkishikwa na bwanake mbonge ntado?! angalau majibu yakashinda.
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lakini vile keja ilikua under my names on receipt, nkajua mimi ndio mwenye kudai nimewapata within my premises na bibi yake incase they conspire against me.
Story zikashika, angalau sikujua mahali zilitoka na kuanza kufatilia in pure english only.
Mnasemanga tama yakudinya iliua simba lakini mimi sikukumbuka huo msemo. pap nkaanza kumbusu na kumvua nguo na yeye ndio haraka kwa rungu yangu bj.
Nkajua hapa narepresent nchi mzima so nkifail kumfikisha pale morris alifikisha yule dame, itakua aibu kubwa, na sote wana254 tutalaumiwa. ilibidi tu njikaze na bidi kutoka mwanzo.
wangwana huyo dame ako na ikusi yakupendeza, kachabali nkamuwekelea kidole yakati kati, na mkono wapiri ukafinya matiti. bada dakika chache akajiachilia, maji yakanza kumtoka churu.
nadhani yake ni zile tuliambiwa zenye ujazo wa liters ishirini na kitu.
Shuleni tulitrain “safety first” angalau sikuka sana sababu Mr.Mjuols alikua ashasimama imara, na manze alikua ashanishow p2, nkaingia dryfry ju mi sikosangi prEp na tena nlifunzwa ikusi ikishawet hainanga madhara so msinje na reply za luwere.
mnyanduwano wamwisho nkiwa na Purple, nilitap out kipindi cha kwanza after fifteen minutes lakini mara hii nlicheza for almost one hour and something, shoto kulia, panda shuka, inama panua, shikilia achilia.
sauti ilikua inatokea kati ni ya tiktok pya and churu during her kumwagaing?
Bada yakumwaga in her mouth, akadai “Mchezaji you are the best fucker i have ever met, i can’t wait for the second round”
Tukavuta pumzi hapo kidogo
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kisha tukaingia bafu kuoga. vile aliinama, nkamuekelea tena my 9inch mlongoti.
[SIZE=1]To be continued[/SIZE]…