Evening Good people and The other CockRoaches in the village.
Weekend imeisha. Nimewasili from Cendro kwa kina khupipi kulipa Fines in preparation for the wedding.
Nimerudi na machungu Sana. Guest list is now down to 50 people…
Are these fines really necessary or is it just shit?
Nimelipa for the following offences:
Are the villagers over there being shineyes?
Hio ya naming naona umecheswa
You will be milked utashangaa.
Guess ata ka ungeyafanya hayo yote wangekutaftia makosa ingine. It’s some sort of a rip off!
No 1. Ni lazima,
No 2. ni uongo.
AOB hazikosangi
Basically you be fucked. But here’s a thought: Hope she makes you happy.
Wapee pesa wanataka mmalizane.
Hio maneno ni kawaida. Ukijuana na wajanja wa kijiji enda uchukue wazee kadhaa hapo kando uwadunge tanker moja ya kinywaji. Utakuwa unatembea huko kama shujaa.
ehehe I realized that woooote ni walevi…jana manze napatana nao wakistager, wengine wamelala kwa mtaro na wengine smack on the road at 3am nikitoka club flani huko huko…karibu nichote wengine njiani…
Nitakuwa nafika na Expensive [SIZE=3]cheap well packaged [/SIZE][SIZE=4]liquor for them. Lakini after Yesterday…hawatakanyaga wedding venue hata! watapata recorded VCD! sigwes wekea wao DVD[/SIZE]
Hiyo fine ya kwanza ilikuwa ngapi?
Fine No. 1 was KES. 30,000
Fine No. 2 was KES. 5,000
AOBs amounted to KES. 8,500
mimi sikunegotiate…walitupa figure, mbesha ikatoka…[SIZE=3]kwa uchungu [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Mahari pia nitatoa huko December…pia sitabargain [/SIZE][SIZE=3]sababu napenda mischana yao [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Lakini after wedding walai I swear hawatona hata ndururu from me or their daughter…even on their death beds…tutaonekana mazishi yao n I will be secretly dying of laughter[/SIZE]
Mahari umeambiwa utoe ngapi? Naona ni kama unauziwa msichana na tusibishane omwami.
Bwana mahari bado wanatally the price…but khupipi amejua my plan to ship her out of the country once the wedding happens incase nilipishwe mahari mingi so she might warn them…my maximum ni Ng’ombe 12! nitapeleka live Mg’ombes ([SIZE=3]zile ox za kuvuta jembe) [/SIZE] from Busia kwa Lorry ya @Meria Mata
Sitapeana Cash!
And whatever they ask for, wapatie hata a third or half of it na hio ingine wapeleke mtoto akimaliza class eight na si lazima uwape yote.
Huyu msichana make sures sio kama watu wao. Ulevi na kulala kwa mtaro.
Kwani huyo khupipi hana value bwana.kuna watu hupigwa fine wanashindwa kuongea for 5 days consecutively.Akipata nguvu ya kuongea kile anasema ni bakini na msichana wenu.
Hapo family inaweza kushikwa na heart attack especially kama ndume imezalisha watoi watatu na amekaa 10 years bila kutembea kwa kina msichana.
ehehe…My budget was 100K sijaspend even half…counting out the fuel na Shopping ya hio ‘sherehe’.
Mahari ndio nangoja kuskia … mimi kwangu The wife is VERRY valuable…Aliniangukia coz am a Steal 
Utakula steel wool hio mazishi hutaenda.
I know of someone who pulled this ikabidi baby mama ameingilia kati.