I, unlike you, have never comprehended the idea of a hyena, for example, offering hunting strategies to a lion. Every predator has its own strategy that at times work or don't work as strategies are wont to. No?
Haha. The guy's a simp.
-Offers head out of the fucking blue.
-"Not even a kiss?"
That's some weak-ass shit. Offering sexual favors over text is weak, not even accounting for the fact that giving head is a one-sided sexual act. Negotiating for affection is also weak. Get your shit straight guv