SIMPS everywhere

Mnaoveruse the word SIMP. Jamaa shot his shot imekataliwa na si ndio hivyo?
Haha. The guy's a simp.
-Offers head out of the fucking blue.
-"Not even a kiss?"
That's some weak-ass shit. Offering sexual favors over text is weak, not even accounting for the fact that giving head is a one-sided sexual act. Negotiating for affection is also weak. Get your shit straight guv