Single mum amejam

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Cz nimekataa kukaa na mtoi wake… Kesho like wtf? Even after sendig her 1500 alipe MTU bado anadai sijui …ananitrust na mtoi wake.

Ngui!!!

On our first date alicome na mtoi… Garden city Toto akacheza sana mum akisip some mojitos etc…

Second date … Slices kapewa Shingo upande kwa gari after dropping her kwake.

After that chorus ikaanza, favor after the other …last favor was… Mtoi hana insurance? Nani ashawahi Patana na such

Madem was Jogoo road nimechorea kabisa
The other chick from same jogoo road… Alihepa na wine, Grant’s and pizza which she was to pick and come with mtaani
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Halafu huyo mtoi akiwa mkubwa anakutusi wewe si baba yake…just like @Mundial is doing to me

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You need to barter and be upfront. “Unataka insurance? Leta matako”. “Nini, nipewe school fees ya 5K? Sawa, kuja kesho kupewa handjob”. The moment they realize you are not taking your shit you’ll either get a good working arrangement or she’ll fuck off.

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Kuna vile hawa watu wanakuona wewe ni beta male.

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hehehehe mumeamua kuanika picha

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Purple ameenda shift ya usiku, otherwise angekua ashaharibu thread

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Jogoo Road has some good girls but you have to go through locals to know which one is a keeper and which one is kunguru

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Anakaa tu dem wa githurai. Na mbona unapeleka kunguru date? Unless mmepatana kwa joint, dem yoyote unafa kupeleka indoors, where she either gives you slices or kama niwakusumbua unaingia mitini mapema, there’s no need to complicate bachelorhood

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huyu dem anakaa thug anapelekwa date. There are girls that should not be taken for a date

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Insurance? Huyo ni mtoto wako, I mean ulimzalisha halafu ukasplit ama?

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Singo matha ukishat0mba unamwacha mataani. Block number and forget she ever existed. Move on to the next. Repeat

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:D:D
Lazima utusiwe, mwanaume kuomba shots mbili. aibu

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Gai kuna watu wazuri hii dunia !!!

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:D:D dingo madha unatomba Kama umeenda

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Single mathas are clearly becoming a menace in this country, kwanza wakinusa uko na kakitu watajaribu kukukamua hadi settings before u access the servers. The trick ni kujifanya huna hio njaa mob, atajileta mwenyewe.

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True

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Jogoo Road si ni kubwa sana? Or is there a Jogoo Road estate?:smiley:

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Okongo Ololo Mbote Marish Jeri Mahadu and Buru. You will find that most People except the Buruburu will be almost the same in behaviour, outlook of life and personality. I grew up there and only Buruburu felt different whenever we went there