Village Elder
#Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

#Life is like a d*ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

#A_husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's d*ck hard, not his life..!

#Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving.