Slay queen’s Sh8,100 hotel bill lands man in court

[SIZE=7]“Madam she ordered John Walker, wines, grilled pork, high-class chips which she called chips masala, among other foods stuffs. I only rejected her idea of requesting pizza,” he told the court.[/SIZE]
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A computer technician yesterday admitted to a Kibera court that he tried to escape after a woman he took out to a hotel drew a bill of Sh 8100, money could not afford to pay.

James Owiti who was charged with skipping to pay a hotel bill told Kibera Senior resident magistrate Barbara Ojoo that the lady forced him to Gibson’s restaurant located in Dagoreti because she only liked hotels for “first-class people.”

He said the lady then ordered different items on the menu and expensive drinks without asking him the amount of money he had.

Owiti said that he was tempted to run away after the lady disappeared with his cards, mobile phones and some money that was in his pockets leaving exposed to the management.

“Madam she ordered John Walker, wines, grilled pork, high-class chips which she called chips masala, among other foods stuffs. I only rejected her idea of requesting pizza,” he told the court.

He said that he could not deny the lady’s request for food as she kissed him many times and showed him love.

Owiti is said to have committed the offence on June 18 within Nairobi county.

According to prosecution, he tried to run away after the hotel attendant asked him to pay the bill.

The prosecution alleged that at first, he together with the lady, said that they would pay the bill after eating.

But when asked about the bill, the accused changed and tried to sneak out of the hotel.

The hotel attendant called a security guard who arrested him and took him to the Parklands police station where he was held before being arraigned.

On his mitigation’s, the accused told court that his former wife died some years ago and he tried to fix the love holes but seeking love from a stranger.

He asked Court to forgive him as the lady made him drunk and stupid but vowed not to love strangers again.

The magistrates told him he could have told the hotel management that he had no money so that he is given a job like washing utensils.

Owiti was ordered to pay Sh20,000 fine or serve three months in jail.

(Edited by O. Owino)

Kunguru hashibi

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a colleague here tells me that with the crop of males she meets nowadays,she has identified a few nice spots that have a “pay first” policy and she insists on being taken to such for hangouts…this is after kupelekwa place flani na ninja ikachocha na johnie walker only to play “chew blackout” when they were approaching time ya kulipa…and mind you the fool was stable the whole time…Turns out a particular johnie walker brand can be 2 or 3 gees more pricy in some joints…so yeye ni kama alikuwa amezoea za pale nairobiwest mall

why is Jesus surfing?

Kikikikikikikiki! And then she vamoosed with cards, phones, and a full belly.

Don’t order drinks ukihave buffet. They charge extra. Esp alcoholic

All pros know this.

Kula nyama na chips. Speaking of which Leo I think I’ll have the same as lunch.

This James Owiti is now a fully fledged member of MGTOW. I think he is justified to go his own way. can’t point a finger at him.

Oh no, the crazy vocabulary had to be introduced? Tulikubaliana jana that some of these concepts do not exist in Kenya. For more stance, how w many ‘anorexic’ or ‘bulimic’ people have you ever met in Nakuru or Kisumu?

@Nattydread, uko Kenya kweli ? tell me you have never met a kikuyu blonde girl ?

I once took a lady out akaaza kuitisha such foods… I called the waiter and reminded him that I came to take a cup of tea anything else isn’t on my Bill. the Lady bitterly paid her pizza and amarula

Maliza hekaya baba,…mbona unaskip that after that ulinyimwa coomer???

Ksh 8,100 kuplease kunguru in one meal?? That’s almost an entire day’s pay. The only woman worth spending on such money is your mother and the mother of your children i.e wife.

Ksh 8100 is a monthly wage for so many people in this country!

Enda jibu mashtaka kwa Ile thread yako ya MGTOW,mkubwa

Even I akanyal pay for high class chips even when kissed many times and shown love

Listen here closely never ever buy food or drinks for a girl you have never fucked.

:D:D