I used to think @SledgeHammer was misogynistic, disillusioned and a cynical mofo always crying wolf about womens out to destroy the mboyshaold. I am slowly boarding(albeit reluctantly) that ship. Wanawake na mimi ni kama petroli na open flame
Sasa uyu m’UG chick huwa tunapatana kwa shop, nakuwaga ata unofficial translator juu Khasia wangu wa shop(hope he is not on Ktalk, ama mkutano takwisa) haelewi izo nasal and speedy english, na kumbe wa UG hawaongei Swa, thought it is an E. A official language. Dame ame beba bana, mrefu na nimdark just how I like my cocoa. On Friday nkasema kama mbaya mbaya, nka muster all my English /courage and told her I loved her voice and thought it was sweet, that I would love to get to hear it more often and preferably on a personal level (meff @under23, @MikeOck take notes). Her reply should have set my radar off, but men that ass was obstructing my 20/20 view! "I am not sure. You may have a wife? " insert accompanying flirtatious body language, took the cue immediately, gave her my phone while reassuring her feverently that I could even be considered celibate, akajisave as ‘Kenzie’ (lovely name right? Iyo lazima ni alias). Anyway I was happy as fuck(Fuck has to be the happiest dude) , been chatting all weekend nikitupa matama mdogo mdodmgo, didn’t want it to be too easy, rare pussey is sweeter. Then leo asubuhi nikaenda shop, kumbe alikua already there purchasing Airtelpyelo airtime and was asking how to subscribe for sms bundles. And yet she gave me a Safariguok number… Two timing womens. Ni sawa, ata leo sipati replies. Whoever that lucky nigga with an airtel line is, ni turn yako tu, ni mapito. meff yeye!
This world is not my home I am just passing by to promised land with 200 virgins all waiting for me, just me. Ask Mohammed pbuh.
This is just one example in a gazilion many more. Nimekuwa nikifumilia tu like a true Kalenjin warrior, this is the straw thet broke the camel’s back.
Brothers join us( me and @SledgeHammer ) in saying “Ferk Womens, Ferk pussey, hail Kawasaki!”
Nevemore.
You still have a chance, my fren.
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My fren Kimwarer was a legend, a tale. Hii niliona ikapitia optic neurons na kustoariwa kwa mjulubeng. Sina intellectual property rights ya mbicha
Iyo ni chocha, naskia pussey zoa humeza man seed zote na kustore, don’t see myself swimming in some random niccur’s cum depot.
Is this a joke? I hear Kalenjin men are extremely controlling but this is just extreme. All this because someone you’ve been chatting with for a weekend has two phone lines? You need to fix whatever is wrong with you before condemning someone’s daughter to a life of misery. Warrior?
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I wonder alikua akienda kufanyia nini Strepsils lozanges, hakua na kaa kuwa na homa, hmm?!!
Murenju bado kichaa haijawi kukutoka?Galioa weri?
Bridle your horses my fren. Emphasis on weekend before we proceed, just a weekend. But once bitten twice shy, kama umepitia kwenye nimepitia you spot this things real early. It comes naturally, just like to a fifth columnist.
Acha mo iywek we weri bo tulwo. Hii sio kichaa, though nimekua nikiskip meds. This is not a hallucination
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Errrr…
So ako na line mbili? Na ulitaka zote mara iyoiyo?
So you have been blocked? Ama who were you chatting with??
Sobwhy won’t she reply to my texts, kama aneza subscribe texts kwa airtel za kuchat, si angenipea the most active line? Ata kama ni kutupa Telkom sim yangu na ninunue ya airtel ningenunua ikue sim two. Don’t you see something sinister, are you so trusting and blinded!! Kwanza wewe @thesavage should be telling me I am right, wewe unelewa hii maneno banaa
Will soon find out, until leo ndo ame go quiet. Call inaebda through lakini
So you chat to a lady for a weekend and you are already this possessive?
Likely anatumia Safcom zaidi lakini ameona cost ya kuchat na boyfriend yake inamlemea manake huyo ni wa airtails. Unless unafikiri she is a vajo, anzia tu mahali umejipata. Line ni ndefu lakini inaonekana uko karibu kufikiwa.
Maybe she needed the weekend to get to know you… And she realized she’s just not into you. It happens to all guys. Not every chic that gives you her number has made up their mind about you.
Hio screenshot umeweka si ni ya friday boss
Unataka nikukamue shenzi