Slept with a Demon
Part 1
Wherever I narrate this story tears flow down my eyes , how now u may ask … lemmi start where it all began . Am a bodaboda man and as usual kuna zile rush hour zetu Huwa tunabeba kubeba early in morning or late night wen revellers leave pubs, mapoko rush with masponyo, thieves escaping with their loots, wife snatchers rushing back to their places etcetera.
For those conversant with thika town u must know nanasi , a reggae joint where wanagaza love to hang out especially mashujaa day . So that day I was there outside the gate late at night waiting for customers in my old dayuni motorbike, wale wa thika know my bike (BEAST) hehehehe. Kidogo kidogo this gorgeous mami approached my bodaboda, “Sasa bro siunifikishe runda pale mku”
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Part 2 … I finyaad a Demon called Waithera
“Hapo Ni 2so, wajua masaa Nayo” I replied mesmerized by her thighs wrapped in that tiny mini, kifua Nayo wachaa tu.
“OK, naitwa Waithera, but 1st situpitie klub porkies ninunue chrome mbili take away” she said holding my shoulders kukalia nduthi .
"Songea mbele " replied as she moved closer her boobs resting on my back and her hands circling me perfectly, hehehehe hakunanga kitu tam kama iyo ka feeling kakusikia hiyo kajoto, "chogio gio , gio, gio ,gio, chogiooooooooo , vruuuuuuuum " the engine roared into life …………
Part 3
In less than a min we were inside porkies , wajua fisi Ni fisi I insisted I roga her with some vodka who knows labda ningeagukia mukaharo.
Waithera was a mnyonyi sema kumeza tei kumeza balozi Tatu, sminorf nne , Na delmonte 2 kama zile ma mama za kilimani mums. She was all over me calling me beib, somwirry, darling mwaaaaaaaaah kisses all over my face . Sikutaka kuchoma mbisha next kuna lodge zenye unaweza lipa 200 per hour booked for 2 hrs after bribing watchy downstairs 50 Bob anirushie nduthi macho wajua hii mikora ya kiandutu Ni nomare……
We entered the lojoo threw her on the bed her big bum dangling dangling calling for me to repair it…… lol enyewe Thika kuna vitoto hiki lazma kingekuwa nicha mku kina fanya zile course funny huko… I thought of recording the moment but I remembered uhunye passed a bill against obscene materials or else I end up like dp gavana wa kirinyanga ……
Vile nilitoa hizo Makoti za nduthi Na the rest was so fast bolt hangetosha mboga……
I pulled her panties down
“Uko Na CD” she asked
"Sina"I replied she pointed to her handbag . Alas alikuwa amejibebea rough riders , “hapa kitawaka” said to myself……
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Part 5…
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Now as I took out the rough riders from her handbag I came across a paper sijui zinaitwaje Na kizungu but looked like an Eulogy zenye hupeanwa kwa mazishi I ignored it n took out majembe za kazi 4 of 'em.
Mokobero nilikuwa natafuna kama miraa so hii kitu nilipepeta ikatoka thande (figure of speech ) . Tukiwa kifo cha mende position I noticed something wrong , her utamu was getting cold like it was in some sought of fridge ……….
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Part 5 …… # taming the Demon.
Why was she getting cold ,
"nini mbaya waithera ? "
“Mmmmmmmmmh Ni utamu imezidi ile ya madaimono wenzagu”
"Ati kii , jesu mwega kaii , unyuaga fagi Na mbegu . Translation plz kwani u drink weed Na seeds " I removed my mjulubeng and something was missing. My mjulus had vanished just a small hole like that of pollen grain biology kiasi .
When I checked her nunu it was covered with acacia thorns (believe it or not dithaithaga doreka) . Her feet had turned into hooves kama zile za punda za lamu as if nimewai enda lamu just but trying to describe this mammal from hell .
"Riswaaaaaaaaaaa Pepo Bila mkia blurry nungu gerrarahia " I commanded the Demon before it choked me n stepped on me . Naked me lying on the floor demon turned white donkey jumping on my back.
I remember mysterious fires in local lodgings in thika town kumbe madaimono were the course. I passed out .
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I regained my conscious 1 hr later, waithera was not there or was it the white donkey ?
I dressed so fast to run out of there after realising my holy meat *mjulubeng* was back bigger kiasi than 8 inches ….. before I cud leave , her handbag was still lying on the floor, rechecked it for any clues and there it was , the Eulogy . It read
"ITS WITH DEEP SORROWS WE CELEBRATE A LIFE WELL LIVED FOR WAITHERA JECINTA MWAURA
D.O.B 4/7/1967
DEATH 5/4/1995
*PICTURE * WAS WAITHERA "
BEfore I could even read it all it all came clear to me I had slept with a person who died 23 years ago .
Wat if I impregnated the Demon ?
Will the child be the Antichrist ?
As I narrate this ordeal am hoping this story will be approved by the Kenya literature as a compilation of short true African stories.
END.
Lesson learnt
- Chew a Demon with a CD.
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