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@Kermit the Frog kuja ujaze hii thread…tumekuachia

Ngamia wewe. Nimefungua ii thread chap chap nikidhani ni hekaya kumbe ni umeffi reloaded!

Hehehe…
Aisee @millicentbystander have you watched Flushed Away?

I would sandwich my big penis inbetween the slices.

Why are so obsessed with your penis?

It is big, noticeable and uncomfortable.

I always thought all men had a similar size to mine so I never worried until I realized the average is 2 inches shorter than mine and over inch less in circumference.

I feel like am suffering alone.

people should get such suitcases for their wives/fiances as a practical joke

that is because you are and we don’t care…