1. @DeliciousShiko: I don't care what a bonoko Gugu doctor says, THE GAL IS FINE LIKE THE FINEST WINE!
2. Raila Amolo Odinga: Those that the gods want to destroy, they first make mad.
3. David Ndii: If you look at the way his eyes shift endlessly, the way he hunches forwards like a demented soul, the way his limbs twitch, the way his mouth foams, you don't be to have done any psychology, or even be Dr Gugu (wooie, sore @Luther12) to know the guy suffers from a deep psychosis.
4. Wamuchoba: It's now official. Bisch is NOT Mama County but Gathoni Wamuchara. *** her (I would have said *** Grace Wanga too but.............)
5. Supreme Court petition: Too much ado about nothing.
6. Threatened mass action: By who, where? In just two days, Kisumu and Kibera run out of food. A majority of people there just want to go on with their lives.
7. Secession talk by the lunatic fringe: To quote a guy from The Star, "A certain demographic accounts for only 9% of the population, 34% of those below poverty line, and 50% of the country's HIV-positive population. Secession will be a favour to the rest of the country". On this, Guka has no opinion.
8. Plastic ban: Now what will @Guru, @Mrs4thletter, et al be using to cover their heads when it drizzles? And what will condoms be wrapped in now?
9. Sonko: If the first days are anything to go by, Nairobi is in for a very long winter. Hawkers and matatus everywhere. Choices have consequences.
10. Msando: Keep your enemies close, and your friends closer. Kikulacho ki nguoni mwako.
2. Raila Amolo Odinga: Those that the gods want to destroy, they first make mad.
3. David Ndii: If you look at the way his eyes shift endlessly, the way he hunches forwards like a demented soul, the way his limbs twitch, the way his mouth foams, you don't be to have done any psychology, or even be Dr Gugu (wooie, sore @Luther12) to know the guy suffers from a deep psychosis.
4. Wamuchoba: It's now official. Bisch is NOT Mama County but Gathoni Wamuchara. *** her (I would have said *** Grace Wanga too but.............)
5. Supreme Court petition: Too much ado about nothing.
6. Threatened mass action: By who, where? In just two days, Kisumu and Kibera run out of food. A majority of people there just want to go on with their lives.
7. Secession talk by the lunatic fringe: To quote a guy from The Star, "A certain demographic accounts for only 9% of the population, 34% of those below poverty line, and 50% of the country's HIV-positive population. Secession will be a favour to the rest of the country". On this, Guka has no opinion.
8. Plastic ban: Now what will @Guru, @Mrs4thletter, et al be using to cover their heads when it drizzles? And what will condoms be wrapped in now?
9. Sonko: If the first days are anything to go by, Nairobi is in for a very long winter. Hawkers and matatus everywhere. Choices have consequences.
10. Msando: Keep your enemies close, and your friends closer. Kikulacho ki nguoni mwako.
