Small D problems

Baba Toto

Village Elder
#1
There are certain things you should never admit in public.
We were sipping fermented barley in a local pub with the mboys when the topic turned to local kungurus we might have mutually smashed.
Topic one.
So a name came up, let's say Carol.
Guy 1: Nilikula Carol lakini shida yake ako na qoomer kubwa !
Guy 2: Ata mimi nilikula. Haikuwa kubwa sana. Ni ya kawaida.
Guy 1(Realising that he has just revealed he is carrying a baby carrot in his trousers): Enyewe siku hiyo kulikuwa na baridi na nilikuwa nimelewa sana.
All of us: Yeah right.
Topic two.
Another name came up, say Cathy.
Guy 3: Nilikula Cathy for six months. Imagine alipata mimba yangu ikabidi nimpeleke kuflush.
Guy 4: Wah ! Ulikula Cathy bila CD ? Huyo ni maliar kabisa. Amegawia karibu kila mtu mtaani (including several sat at the table).
Guy 3 (Realising he has admitted to wet frying a maliar): Ni CD iliraruka kibahati mbaya. Lakini nilipimwa na niko sawa.
All of us: Yeah right.
Are there any secrets you wouldn't reveal to the mboys because you will embarrass yourself ?
 

rexxsimba

Village Elder
#8
There are certain things you should never admit in public.
We were sipping fermented barley in a local pub with the mboys when the topic turned to local kungurus we might have mutually smashed.
Topic one.
So a name came up, let's say Carol.
Guy 1: Nilikula Carol lakini shida yake ako na qoomer kubwa !
Guy 2: Ata mimi nilikula. Haikuwa kubwa sana. Ni ya kawaida.
Guy 1(Realising that he has just revealed he is carrying a baby carrot in his trousers): Enyewe siku hiyo kulikuwa na baridi na nilikuwa nimelewa sana.
All of us: Yeah right.
Topic two.
Another name came up, say Cathy.
Guy 3: Nilikula Cathy for six months. Imagine alipata mimba yangu ikabidi nimpeleke kuflush.
Guy 4: Wah ! Ulikula Cathy bila CD ? Huyo ni maliar kabisa. Amegawia karibu kila mtu mtaani (including several sat at the table).
Guy 3 (Realising he has admitted to wet frying a maliar): Ni CD iliraruka kibahati mbaya. Lakini nilipimwa na niko sawa.
All of us: Yeah right.
Are there any secrets you wouldn't reveal to the mboys because you will embarrass yourself ?
CARDINAL RULE : ..... NEVER Kiss and Tell ...

Utashangaa hako Ka-Supu kaka vile kanachapwa na Ma-Mboys huko Mtaani ....

:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p
 

Baba Toto

Village Elder
#9
Hehehe.
Simply put, you think you are looking and sounding cool, kissing and telling but really you are a douche who might expose himself to shame
As a woman, would you want your friends to tell you a secret about someone you were thinking of getting married to ? Kiss and tell with the right people may save your life.
 
#12
As a woman, would you want your friends to tell you a secret about someone you were thinking of getting married to ? Kiss and tell with the right people may save your life.
See even when you are not told, that person was kissing and fucking someone else so being told or not doesnt exactly change things, plus we all know you all tend to lie and or exagerrate* been a victim, i ran into a guy from my neighbourhood i say hi then walk on he rans after me says he is going in the same direction, so we walk together we go past a movie shop where guys hand alot i wave since i know all of them ,he does the same, later i hear he went and told everyone we were going to his place and i gave it up, imagine my anger and shock!
 

rexxsimba

Village Elder
#13
See even when you are not told, that person was kissing and fucking someone else so being told or not doesnt exactly change things, plus we all know you all tend to lie and or exagerrate* been a victim, i ran into a guy from my neighbourhood i say hi then walk on he rans after me says he is going in the same direction, so we walk together we go past a movie shop where guys hand alot i wave since i know all of them ,he does the same, later i hear he went and told everyone we were going to his place and i gave it up, imagine my anger and shock!
Fight Fire with Fire ...
You should have told them he could not get it up ....so nothing happened ...!!
:p:p
 
#14
See even when you are not told, that person was kissing and fucking someone else so being told or not doesnt exactly change things, plus we all know you all tend to lie and or exagerrate* been a victim, i ran into a guy from my neighbourhood i say hi then walk on he rans after me says he is going in the same direction, so we walk together we go past a movie shop where guys hand alot i wave since i know all of them ,he does the same, later i hear he went and told everyone we were going to his place and i gave it up, imagine my anger and shock!
Bitch move lol. Very common with betas
 
#15
Fight Fire with Fire ...
You should have told them he could not get it up ....so nothing happened ...!!
:p:p
I told the one who told me ( he had also been told) to go ask him about a scar i 'have' on my inner thigh, tell him i had an accident and i had to have metal put in my thigh, and when he did the guy took the bait and ran
 
#16
You have to be thankful for the tool that you have, your task in life is to know how to use it effectively and efficiently. Kuna wale wamefikisha na kupitisha threshold but wanaumiza wasichana, so ukiona unaogelea my friends, cheza chini- tafuta g-spot. One thing I have learnt when we are with friends is to introduce a burning topic alafu unakaa pale upewe uhondo. People always want to talk about themselves, if you are keen you will learn a lot.
 

nobert

Village Elder
#17
There are certain things you should never admit in public.
We were sipping fermented barley in a local pub with the mboys when the topic turned to local kungurus we might have mutually smashed.
Topic one.
So a name came up, let's say Carol.
Guy 1: Nilikula Carol lakini shida yake ako na qoomer kubwa !
Guy 2: Ata mimi nilikula. Haikuwa kubwa sana. Ni ya kawaida.
Guy 1(Realising that he has just revealed he is carrying a baby carrot in his trousers): Enyewe siku hiyo kulikuwa na baridi na nilikuwa nimelewa sana.
All of us: Yeah right.
Topic two.
Another name came up, say Cathy.
Guy 3: Nilikula Cathy for six months. Imagine alipata mimba yangu ikabidi nimpeleke kuflush.
Guy 4: Wah ! Ulikula Cathy bila CD ? Huyo ni maliar kabisa. Amegawia karibu kila mtu mtaani (including several sat at the table).
Guy 3 (Realising he has admitted to wet frying a maliar): Ni CD iliraruka kibahati mbaya. Lakini nilipimwa na niko sawa.
All of us: Yeah right.
Are there any secrets you wouldn't reveal to the mboys because you will embarrass yourself ?
this has got me in stitches for sure
 

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