The weekend has been slow, seems not just for me. I have contemplated writing my hekaya and maybe seeking advice from y’all (self made millionaires) on matters life. No pun intended, it just looks like you’ve got it all figured out!
Having been a very tough year for me, I got down to reading the story of Job. . . that got things into perspective. I ought to be grateful, they have been storms that I have managed to weather.
Is there a time when problems end? Like a constant when one can truly say I am in a happy zone?
Then the holidays are here, the drama has started. Those rare phone calls from cousins and aunties wanting to know if I’ll bring a “special friend”. Why can’t I be a woman who is single and content?
I always thought you were a Sad Miserable Mare!..
And then you go on and Confirm it!
Woe be unto the Man you eventually end up with! - (if you ever find one that is!) @MaryJane ,if you were my wife,i would Commit Suicide.
(And i Am a Trained Psychologist)
If you focus too much on the negative things going on in your life, they’ll look bigger than Everest. Focus on the little things that matter - your good health, those pesky relas (some people don’t have any!), your plans for next year…it’s still a good life.
A pun is a joke that makes a play on words. A pun, also called paronomasia, uses words that have several meanings or words that sound similar but have different meanings.
[SIZE=5]Fun Puns[/SIZE]
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[li]A vulture boards a plane, carrying two dead possums. The attendant looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carry on allowed per passenger.”[/li][li]Santa’s helpers are known as subordinate Clauses.[/li][li]She had a photographic memory but never developed it.[/li][li]The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.[/li][li]I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.[/li][li]I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.[/li][/ul]