Somalis are the bravest and most revengeful africans


Senior Villager
Somalis are the bravest and most revengeful africans, they are not docile and passive unlike kenyans and other Africans. Somalis would never take this shit in the video like these docile and passive Ugandans, they would have killed the racist jungu;

FieldMarshal CouchP

The Oracle of Ndeiya
Are we talking about the niggas who've been starving for the last 30 years?

Are we talking about the niggas who have been killing each other for the last 30 years?

Are talking about the niggas who can't run a simple gavament and have to be occupied by armies from 6 other African countries?

Are we talking about the niggas we took pity on and gave refuge at Dadaab (1.5 million turned up)?

Are we talking about the niggas who drown like rats in the Red Sea?

Are we talking about the niggas whose 98% of women have undergone FGM?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhh, nimechoka kuuliza. Mtu mwingine aendelee..........


Village Chief
I can forgive Somalis anything except that stupid shit their women apply. The other day at Telposta I almost suffocated to death in a lift holding my breath.......................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
One day on assignment in northern Kenya we arrived at a small town near isiolo/wajir border called Merti tired, thirsty and hungry at one in the night. There was no hotel open. Our contact took us to his house where the wife graciously cooked a huge lump of ugali and some thin tea. We dived into the meal voraciously and all was well until one of us pointed out "na Hii ugali iko na tumarashi".
Out flew our appetites.
We could all feel the marashi but each one was persevering coz of the way we were hungry.
You see, unga has this was of absorbing the smells in the environment and so this one was packed with hiyo marashi...
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Senior Villager
There is an hilarious video on youtube, girls in the UK hate Somali's and they say Somalia has the ugliest men in the world hahaha,

here you go

Somalis don’t care, Somalis are loyal to their women and so is their women to them, but with other africans whenever they get the opportunity they will date jungu partners. In U.K the black population is dying out because they all date white partners and there are now more mixed kids being born than black.