Some Fucking weekend that was!; I had a(Tribalist) Threesome.....

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Saturday jioni i got myself invited by a Ugandan buddy of mine that i have known for ages to his hometown.
Jamaa yuko Uni studying god knows what about oil etc. and he has a Kenyan girlfriend and he was throwing a Bash for her 30th Birthday and he promised me that she had other Kenyan women on the guest list na wote wako single,horny and desperate for men!
Sounded like a Plan so mimi huyo,ndani ya train. a 150 Miles trip one way - For Nyap!..(SMFH…)
Anyway;
Nishafika huko majioni Sato keja imejaa mamanze waKenya!
I have to say i was impressed by the level of Educated people at that bash! I was the least educated hao watu wote they were on Scholarships for Masters and PHDs!
Haithuru!;
Its not like i was going to let our Academic success get in the way of a good time.
At the end of the day, i ended up getting all the booze juu they are students so wako Msoto.com.

Haki waKenya si tuko na Ukabila!

My buddy introduced me to all the guests and out of the 20 or so people there,15 were all Kenyans and this friend of mine made them say their 2 names (un-wittingly ofcourse) but he obviously couldnt have realised the significance of somebodys Surname in the Kenyan Tribalist Mindset!
Anyway,when we were all introduced to each other,i quickly realised that i was the only Msapere in the House!
What to DO?!..
I don`t look Kyuk and i can speak a few Kenyan tribal languages so i Decided that on Saturday,i was a Samburu who was brought up in Nairobi!..
Topics of discussion got Political and i must say that i was amazed by the contempt Kikuyus are held with by other tribes.
But everyone seemed to acknowledge that we as a country are headed in the right direction!

There was a Taita light skinned Bootylicious 25 year old and a 28 year old Kalenjin lady.They are best friends and they live together.

We ended up in the same bed together after over-doing it on the Vodka and Brandy…
Lets just say that it was Free Love All Night in my friends spare bedroom and we partied on mpaka leo morning!

I thought i had “lost it” at my Age but looks like i still Have “it”!
Not Bad for a man in his Late 30s ha?!..

Mbisha ndiyo hii nikienda huko in the train.

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So What Did you Talkers Get upto over the weekend?..

(ningeweka picha za 3some lakini cheki nani ako on duty - @old monk …)

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hi pretty, how was your day?

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What samburu name did you give?

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Poa sana how was yours?

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Sisi tunataka step by step juicy details za hiyo 3some na sio mambo za train na nyef nyef ya politics…

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:smiley: it was ok pretty … just got better

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How loose are these so called “educated” women abroad? From your hekayas, they are so easy to lay.

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Pretty in pink kwanza wink…wink…

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Damn it man yaani unaweka mbisha ya train instead uweke ya madem

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Not Taita chics again!!
After all the hullabaloo they caused.

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weeknd was ok…bt my jamaa has not communicated much this weekend…so he has to get punished( evil grin…)

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Hapa sasa umetuzoea sana… Ata mbisha ya panties ni ngumu… Basi piga kinyanya picha tutulie

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Lobby Ka-Buda to invite me over for a weekend. He will only need to host me. Air tickets and other expenses I will take care of.
Then on behalf of the village I can verify these hekayas.

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I am too old to lie like some other people here.
Sometimes i just feel the Need to Tell Anyone that will Listen!!!,
Hahahahahahaha…

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Can`t a Niccur wear a Pink Shirt and be left alone?..
Jeso?!

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ukiishi hapa ktalk you would think hupati enough nunu!!
na mbona kichwa kibovu haibi hekaya zako?
“Kenyan man abroad enjoys himself with sexy lasses”

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@kichwakibovu Sells “mucene”.
I am a Real Nigger!.. Hawesmake!..

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Read a post by barueri…evening chat to get the joke…

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THANKS!!!
Ningebaki nime - float all day!.. hahahahah…
@Nefertities . I gerrit Now!..

I should always read Previous KTalk Postings before adding anything!.. KTalk be so Fluid;if you blink you Loose Oh!..

Thanks for the Heads-up @Purr_27 …wewe ni wetu!

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@kabu-da does it mean that galfriend ama wife akienda majuu lazima mtammanga. Sadness of lyf

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