Let take some time to have some fun… Just read! they are short and sweet…
- If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! - Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it. - Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,
but what we are inside. So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration! - Don’t walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don’t care who rules the world!
That’s called Attitude! Keep on rocking! - Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!! - He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die! - A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles! - So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!