I decide to attend a Party!!! The good me and as punctual as i always am, i sat in the front row. Then a Lady started giving out food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn’t reach us at the front. “Hapo nkasema haizuru”…When her friends started giving out drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately i had already changed my seat to the back knowing thats where things were being delivered…Again the drinks didnt reach me…“Weeee…hapo sasa nliuma kidole karibu niikate”…So fed up and the anger in me, i just stood up to leave , then i saw 3 ladies, each with a big bowl…This time, nkatumia kaujanja kangu kadogoooo…and i decided to sit in the middle…To my Surprise, one of the ladies started sharing from the front and the other from the back…Men, it was roasted meat…When they got got close to the middle where i was seated , it got finished. Feeling so frustrated , i bent my head , not looking at any face…the 3rd Lady tapped me and stretched her bowl that i should pick…Can’t imagine how relieved i was…i stretched my hand with a sigh of triumph…Mmmhhh…!!! Gues what was in the Fucking Bowl…??? THE STUPID B*** HAD CARRIED A BOWL FULL OF TOOTHPICKS…
Somebody in his/her right sense of mind anafaa kuniambia if this what we call bad luck or its Simply a curse…?? Dame ka huyo mtu humuambia nini sasa…??
Di Ticha unakaa mashidashida hivi hivi! Hii ni maneno gani ya kufuata sahani na macho from your seat! Ati row ya kwanza sijui ya mwisho? Ama hii ndio paying attention to details?
There was a post at the entrance, ungekuwa keen ungeiona, it was targeting you and other mafisi who were crushing on the party
[SIZE=6]“Hata ukinawa kwa bidii, huli”[/SIZE]
As advised by Uncle uwes, everytime you go for a wedding, funeral, rurashio, or a party, jisort kwanza in the nearest butchery na Ka-nusu tumbukiza.
Hizo ma michele na Ma waaru kubwa na half cooked chapos za parties hunifurisha tumbo…
Jaribu tu…inaweza kuwa ni curse na Bible inasema…ukiombewa pia na wengine…maombi itaskika…Pris, Pris…dont just see a brother suffer coz ya mapepo tunaeza kemea…riswa…
Sijui nifanyaje but mashida na mimi nika the oxygen we breathe…kama huwa zinapeanwa but siwes deny kunaye alinipa nkiwa mtoi akasema “wewe na mashida mtakuwa mandugu na marafiki wa chanda na pete”…alafu its so important ukienda place unakuwa active participant…and it seems by me being an active participant i end up kuumia…Niliimba, nka-dance , nkacheka ata kwa zile vitu mtu hafai kucheka…but hapa kwa dish sijui kuliendaje…
Haikuwa…ama labda ilikuwa imeanguka…yenye nliona tu ni ya direction za choo…and i thought ilikuwa a positive sign to show that mlo iko kwa wingi na matokeo itacome in handy…we had to brace ourselves…nka get the biggest shock of the year