Somerset 2011

#1
Poleni in advance, hii ni hekaya...
Nilipitia apo nje ya somer juzi na nikakumbuka io time nilikua msoto kiasi lakini pia sikua na haja na pesa saana...
So on the material day, beste yangu alikua anafanya kazi highlands ka waiter aliniambia nimgojee tao kiasi atatoa za keg...alikua amepata kamanzi flani kayoung single mother alikua anataka kukamua, so akaniambia nikapatie company before amalize shift....
So, nilikua na 400 kwa mfuko, na nilikua nimeweka kwa kale kamfuko ka jeans kadogo (kanaitwa heri nife). Kufika odeon nikaona siwes lips choo ya kanjo 10 bob, kama odinare wa kawaida nikaingia somer kwa kale ka urinal...
Pale kwa stairs kama kawa ya kutoka 5 pm kulikua na malanye...kuna mmoja specific alikua anaitwa amina, karembo sana io time...so kako apo juu kakanipandishia kamguu kakinihug ati kanataka shot... Mimi saa hiyo nishapeleka mkono mpaka kwa ikusde nkapata hana ngotha, thought process ikawa impaired seconds kadhaa...nikamwambia labda nibuy mtura after nitoke urinal....
Kutoka nikishuka sikukapata kwa stairs nikafurahi sana sitatoa io mbao.
Fast forward nishapatana na colleague's singo matha, nishafikiria tupewe mbili kwa klabu flani ilikua underground (siikumbuki jina). Nishaitisha pilii dame amedai ginoo,waiter akaitisha dough in advance. Kuweka kidole mfukoni nkapata Sina...nikawekwa kwa back pocket zote mbili hakuna...kwa mifuko za mbele hakuna... Nikarudia io process tena Mara ka tatu...
Nikaambia waiter ngoja kiasi tujipange, nikatoka na dame nje nikamshow nimeporwa lakini sikujua aje. It only hit me later that hakuna kitu cha sare kutoka coon guru...ile hug ile time alikua ananicaress makende ile mkono ingine ilikua inajilipa.
Nilicheka sana later nikajua io ilikua karo ya shule ya maisha.
Naonanga watu hapa wakisema vile lanye wanawatambua nacheka sana. Their life doesn't allow for such frivolity as love or respect, coon-guru hafugiki na hawara hana talaka.
Beste yangu io siku coincidentally alilose the job. Tulikunywa izo severance pay (6,000) yote ikaisha io usiku. The only positive thing ya io siku ni ati beste yangu alikamua io singo matha bila kusumbuliwa.
 

mikel

Village Sponsor
#4
Niliporwa hivo hivo pale ibiza club some 15years ago. A girl i had previously met at impala club kwa rugby excitedly joined me on the dance floor and after 2 songs she was gone with my 2k....i have no idea how she reached my pockets. 3 months later nikampata rugby UoN grounds nikapitia mbali sana
 

Azor Ahai

Neo Unplugged
#7
Malaya hawanaga utu wala heshima. By the time u decide to agree kupanulia total strangers without discrimination a few nuts and bolts in your head are already irredeemably loose.
The male equivalent of a street hooker is a violent mugger who puts his life on the line for a few coins.
The common denominator for those two groups (prostitute and thug) is kids and zero marketable skills i.e mouths to feed. It takes a certain level of financial desperation to push someone to those risks. You will never find a MGTOW street mugger, or a childless hooker. It is the need to provide that pushes people to those risky hustles.

When a man/woman is desperate, with mouths to feed, they can do many terrible things. Never underestimate what people can do when their backs are against the wall.
 
#9
Niliporwa hivo hivo pale ibiza club some 15years ago. A girl i had previously met at impala club kwa rugby excitedly joined me on the dance floor and after 2 songs she was gone with my 2k....i have no idea how she reached my pockets. 3 months later nikampata rugby UoN grounds nikapitia mbali sana
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 

Big Ben

Village Elder
#10
I was once a victim. Nilikuwa natembea lithuli early 2010's, pokoste akanirukia akinidara ati ameniona akaskia kumwaga. Struggled to free my self kwa sababu hakuwa msupa vile.
Baadaye nikanotice Sina wallet na phone. Kurudi, nikapata wallet kwa ground ikiwaa empty. Bitch was long gone.
Since then sitatangi kishikwa na pokoste. Watakupora ile baya.
 
#11
You will never find a MGTOW street mugger, or a childless hooker
I have eaten very many childless malayas. Some women just have an insatiable appetite for cash na hawataki kuchoka. The same way not very many street thugs in dandora or kayole are responsible dads who are out in the streets to fend for thier kids. Wengi wao ni uzembe, umang'aa, bangi na tamaa ya pesa rahisi.

The nexus here is a few loose nuts & bolts in these people's heads. Kaa mbali na hao.
 
#16
Somerset was @Mambombaya hizo wakati tulikuwa huko leo na maboyz wangu jug tatu za black ,halafu tukashuka hadi K street nje ya city hall, nikapata a middle aged yellow yellow, nikamuingiza kwa gari ya beste yangu nikakuta vitu, hizo thighs and boobs were amazing, alikuwa anatoa tusauti ah!ah!ah! Nilimkula cow girl na reverse cow girl kwa wale wanataka kujua Ile style tulifanya, drunk sex is the best, and yes I used a condom....I think
 

Simiyu22

Village Chief
#17
Niliporwa hivo hivo pale ibiza club some 15years ago. A girl i had previously met at impala club kwa rugby excitedly joined me on the dance floor and after 2 songs she was gone with my 2k....i have no idea how she reached my pockets. 3 months later nikampata rugby UoN grounds nikapitia mbali sana
Ungemweka kofi.
 
#18
Somerset was @Mambombaya hizo wakati tulikuwa huko leo na maboyz wangu jug tatu za black ,halafu tukashuka hadi K street nje ya city hall, nikapata a middle aged yellow yellow, nikamuingiza kwa gari ya beste yangu nikakuta vitu, hizo thighs and boobs were amazing, alikuwa anatoa tusauti ah!ah!ah! Nilimkula cow girl na reverse cow girl kwa wale wanataka kujua Ile style tulifanya, drunk sex is the best, and yes I used a condom....I think
You think........ :eek::eek:
 

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