SPONSOR KUEKELEWA MIMBA

Hello brethren, missed you too. One of my new year resolutions was to be a good boy. Ktalk was doing so little to help me achieve that so i decided to step aside kidogo kama mbwa inakojoa kwa kichaka. However this issue here has forced me from the stands cz ni issue ingine pregnant sana. Kuna hii yellow yellow i met almost 4 months ago. Nikameza mate chungu sana na pia nikaskia ikimeza na nikajua chemistry iko. She has a boutique na i became a frequent customer nikanunua hadi nguo zingine sijai vaa hadi wa leo. In that boutique ameandika another beauty. So friendship blossomed after i gave up chasing the yellow girl. This is after i realized ni mtu wa kupenda pesa na masponsor. Mtoto hana kazi lakini anaishi nyumba ya balcony. Besides the only important lesson Ktalk has taught me ni “never go into a girls house unless you know whos paying rent”. With my 2 penny lifestyle, i simply couldnt afford her. Hapo ikabidi simba akule nyasi. I went to the friend who was/is much more affordable na akaingia box, hata hii Easter sina nguvu sababu yake. The yellow doesnt know about us. So this lady im feasting on has been telling me alot about the yellow girl but ill only tell you what i know is important.

2 weeks ago, huyu mtoto alishikwa na nyege na ma sponsor wake wote wanne hawakuwa around. She has another boyfriend more peasant than me mwenye huwa wanaenda kuleta mizigo ya kuuza boutique pamoja. So she looked for that guy to quench her conjugal thirst and behold, the seed was planted. She delayed swallowing the pills and became blessed. Now juu anajua buda mtoto hajiwezi anapanga kuekelea sponsors wake wote 4. She’s been going to all the sponsors’ homes fornicating and this week she plans to tell all the 4 of them ako na mimba yao. This is in all effort to secure income ati from there they’ll agree kila mmoja anatuma 20k per month. Ashapiga hesabu ya 80k. So these niggars will be paying for the upkeep they’re not even responsible for. Alafu tunashangaa mbona wanaume wananunua mashoka. so if youre in Mombasa na uko na slayqueen mweupe na tupimple kama twa ndizi hivi na atakuja kukusho ako na ball…ama amekuambia juzijuzi…jua tu hiyo mimba si yako. Thank me later.

Pimples kama za ndizi = luwere

Yellow yellow plus pimple kama za ndizi= FUGLY BIATCH…

Yani hiyo 4 months you took a break from Ktalk ndio umefanya hiyo ujinga yote?

Looks like we were helping you alot to reduce the umeffi in your oblong head.

:smiley:

Itabidi hao sponsors wapambane na hali zao.

Nikienda hii break ya 4 months i left when you were half sane. Sai uko worse, very soon you will get the title for the most retard villager. akili fupi kama shonde ya mwisho …ghasia takataka kumbaff kumamako…jinga kabisa…bursted kondom results ndo hizi hapa.

Hmmmmm,Kama life member wa A.M.G ,I can’t relate to Beta Male Chieth( BMC)

Don`t worry my brother.

Uko kwa group ya Beta males.

Alphas can`t relate to Beta Male Chieth( BMC) kama vile @Karoga amesema.

Kijana mbona unatomba wanaume wenzako? Kuja hapa chini whiskey rivers niko na wakamba watatu yero yero swafiii kabisa tunameza double brack JW

Most likely kaliweka makeup vizuri alafu beta male sponsors waliingia box.

Boutique iko town pande gani?

hii swali inafanya najiuliza kama unajishuku kuwa kwa mix kama hii

We lipa upkeep bila kushumbua:D:D

Wacha masponsa wabondwe, jipe shughli

Is this a hekaya or a riddle?

Hao masponyo wanafaa waconsult huyu mzae:
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Huyo mzee ni Legend.

This is real male gossip. I can detect a kiwaru somewhere.

kwani huyo dame ni sisitako hadi anakupea siri za masponyo na broke ninja wakumtoa nyege kabla amfikishe Kongowea?