Starting A Morgue Business

Hi Guys,

Am planning to start a morgue (if everything goes well on a tender am chasing) in one of the counties because its one business thats certain. Si lazima mkufe?

Now, since this is where the expertise stays here, kindly guide me on some things you know about this business. How much financing do I need, the regulatory framework for the same, equipment and their sources, import or buy from around, anything or even concern that would add to my informartion search.

Tafadhali…

You"ll need around a minimum of 10 million

You need several Ramtons and Hot Point fridge, tafuta zile ziko na 10 years warranty on compressor… they are locally available. Ukishindwa kupata… unaweza chukua Von… they work well too.

Kama ni eldy usijaribu… Community watakufukuza mbali sana

Launch your mortuary with an offer for two nights free stay for the body of any slay queen who has been slain by her husband or boyfriend.!..
It’s a bit controversial but controversy sells!!!..
You can always apologize later after everyone gets to hear about your new mortuary.
Biachara ni mbia-chara.

If you ever think of manufacturing the morgue equipment locally, please contact me. I could also design you a facility with standards that best suits your budget

Nitakuuzia embalming fluid

What location/area?

General business advice just be sure you are comfortable with doing the work it self, handling dead bodies and all it entails… don’t expect to be a business owner and hire people to this you got to able to handle this yourself first.

Niaje mjamaa wa KEG?

Good one, how should the room(s), especially the cold rooms, look like? Can an ordinary room be converted?

Which location do you have in mind,utasikia ngoma ikisemaa central

I have 2 counties in mind. Rapidly urbanising areas(population)…not very far from Nairobi.

Not only are you a pimp, you are also a morgue attendant? Hiyo fluid niliskia eti ukiongeza kwa pombe it makes the drinker numb.

Perfect place enda Western Kenya karibu na major hospitals.

wacha nikupatie advice.
Have a good reception area.
Have your own chaplain.
Have your own vehicles or partner with a good company.
Partner with a good coffin maker (for middle class) akuwe na office zake hapo kando.
Have large parking area, with beautiful flowers, nice gardens.
Have some nice ladies at the reception.
mambo zile zingine ni same, clients wenye watakupa biashara ni wenye wako hai, wapatie place watafurahia kuleta mtu wao,

Poa sana

Ukweli it stiffens you mbaya mbovu you also become cold and numb

:smiley: leta hekaya.

Hio nitaweka jioni

The cold rooms can take the form of any room. When we design this facility, we will take into consideration the existing infrastructure. However, it could be a challenge if the existing infrastructure is not optimized for the overall operations of the morgue like administration, IT and other operations departments (autopsy, storage etc). The good thing is that there is always a solution slightly beyond the nose. I am happy to discuss with you the nitty-gritty at a time that best fits your schedule. You could inbox me your contact details. Cheers