stupid relatives

#1
So, a close relative calls to lecture me ati kwa nini watoto wako wanasoma public yet you get money of which you spend on alcohol and women, I answered the fool that I spent 9 years at Nambacha Primary School, walking barefooted, had I been gone to a private school, I would not have known what poverty means.....I told the silly relative that even if they fail exams, I will bribe for them to join a nice provincial high school, if they still fail, I will take them to Uganda to do Form 5&6 just like my mother did to me, then from there they will end up to a Ugandan university, do an ICT related degree, come back to Kenya......with a job or not, anyone with solid IT skills can survive in Kenya, he hung up before I completed lecturing him.
 

Raheem8

Village Elder
#3
So, a close relative calls to lecture me ati kwa nini watoto wako wanasoma public yet you get money of which you spend on alcohol and women, I answered the fool that I spent 9 years at Nambacha Primary School, walking barefooted, had I been gone to a private school, I would not have known what poverty means.....I told the silly relative that even if they fail exams, I will bribe for them to join a nice provincial high school, if they still fail, I will take them to Uganda to do Form 5&6 just like my mother did to me, then from there they will end up to a Ugandan university, do an ICT related degree, come back to Kenya......with a job or not, anyone with solid IT skills can survive in Kenya, he hung up before I completed lecturing him.
Seems logical but theoretical.
 

Afro

Village Elder
#4
So, a close relative calls to lecture me ati kwa nini watoto wako wanasoma public yet you get money of which you spend on alcohol and women, I answered the fool that I spent 9 years at Nambacha Primary School, walking barefooted, had I been gone to a private school, I would not have known what poverty means.....I told the silly relative that even if they fail exams, I will bribe for them to join a nice provincial high school, if they still fail, I will take them to Uganda to do Form 5&6 just like my mother did to me, then from there they will end up to a Ugandan university, do an ICT related degree, come back to Kenya......with a job or not, anyone with solid IT skills can survive in Kenya, he hung up before I completed lecturing him.
How is your family his/her business?
 

AMB_Sunday

Village Elder
#5
So, a close relative calls to lecture me ati kwa nini watoto wako wanasoma public yet you get money of which you spend on alcohol and women, I answered the fool that I spent 9 years at Nambacha Primary School, walking barefooted, had I been gone to a private school, I would not have known what poverty means.....I told the silly relative that even if they fail exams, I will bribe for them to join a nice provincial high school, if they still fail, I will take them to Uganda to do Form 5&6 just like my mother did to me, then from there they will end up to a Ugandan university, do an ICT related degree, come back to Kenya......with a job or not, anyone with solid IT skills can survive in Kenya, he hung up before I completed lecturing him.
Thats nothing new. They even delve into your private life? Thats petty
 

Shemeji_x

Village Elder
#9
So, a close relative calls to lecture me ati kwa nini watoto wako wanasoma public yet you get money of which you spend on alcohol and women, I answered the fool that I spent 9 years at Nambacha Primary School, walking barefooted, had I been gone to a private school, I would not have known what poverty means.....I told the silly relative that even if they fail exams, I will bribe for them to join a nice provincial high school, if they still fail, I will take them to Uganda to do Form 5&6 just like my mother did to me, then from there they will end up to a Ugandan university, do an ICT related degree, come back to Kenya......with a job or not, anyone with solid IT skills can survive in Kenya, he hung up before I completed lecturing him.
:D:D:D:D:D
 

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Eng'iti

Village Sponsor
#13
Had you been gone kitu gani...with that kind of reasoning if your IQ was any lower we would have to water you twice a day.
ile kutroll anatroll hii kijiji speaks volumes about his IQ.

A complete reason why he shoulndt contribute any gene to already saturated gene pool
 

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