Suicidal, Genocidal PSV Drivers

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Meria Mata

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Its now been confirmed that the 28 year old German pilot deliberately crashed the plane into the Alps killing all 150 unlucky souls onboard....Have you ever boarded a bus or mat and after a glance at the driver a shudder goes down your spine and instinct tells you to alight?
 

danji1

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Most times nikiboard basi za Thika road I feel my heart almost leaping through my mouth, kwanza zikinegotiate corner. It feels ni kama pande moja hujiinua and the bus could do the windmill move.
 

Mathaais

Village Chief
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Am always thankful when I get a traffic jam going down Valley Rd.Between DOD and Integrity Centre, I can swear there's a point these stupid matatu drivers break the sound barrier when the road is clear.If you have never experienced it, you don't know the real meaning of holding your intestines in your fist.
 

Meria Mata

Elder Statesman
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if you want your hair to stand on end board a githurai bus na ukae hapo mbele na deree, this guys are on a parmanent unholy alliance with the devil coz of the illegal substances they have smoked and drunk, they relish scaring the smaller vehicles with their loud palaliras and grin stupidly once they bully someone off their lane as they drive at breakneck speed and take corners without a touch of the break pedal and all this time he is stuffing mogoka in his mouth.
Its better to sit in the back usione hii maneno yote.
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This was on march 18
 
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Luther12

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Tafadhali usitaje mambo ya speed kama hujatumia Nbi-Meru-Nanyuki route in a 14-seater mathree driven at, well, break-neck speed.
 
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danji1

Village Elder
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if you want your hair to stand on end board a githurai bus na ukae hapo mbele na deree, this guys are on a parmanent unholy alliance with the devil coz of the illegal substances they have smoked and drunk, they relish scaring the smaller vehicles with their loud palaliras and grin stupidly once they bully someone off their lane as they drive at breakneck speed and take corners without a touch of the break pedal and all this time he is stuffing mogoka in his mouth.
Its better to sit in the back usione hii maneno yote.
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This was on march 18
The way they take corners, one feels like they're about to turn to liquid, adrenaline levels almost shoot up. I even prefer the Thika Nissan matatus. Hao madere ni kama co-pilot wa Germanwings.
 
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evroza

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Tafadhali usitaje mambo ya speed kama hujatumia Nbi-Meru-Nanyuki route in a 14-seater mathree driven at, well, break-neck speed.
Hahaha, experienced this shit last September. I wasn't laughing then. The vehicle was a 7L KBE. Aki walai karibu nikojoe. Was my first time and was using Google maps to explore the area before travel. We did the like 80km in slightly above 30 minutes! No traffic or police on that route.

Edit: must be the influence of Miraa. Coming/going to Meru, all men in the matatu seem to have small black paper bags full of the leaves
 

emali

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Tafadhali usitaje mambo ya speed kama hujatumia Nbi-Meru-Nanyuki route in a 14-seater mathree driven at, well, break-neck speed.
hiyo ya meru nanyuki ni noma sana kuna siku before alcoblow nilikuwa nafanya kazi meru lakini tulikuwa tunaendea pombe afco just after nanyuki...niliona accident moja ya trailer na nissan.. the next day nikaenda kanisani nikaokoka...
 
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