Bwana yeso asifiwe!asifiwe tena!..haya .Mimi hata sijui napumua aje ,nafaa kuwa six feet under,hii kitu inaitwa pombe nimewacha kabisa,nataka kuingia kanisa hata kama ni legio maria nianze kumtumikia bwana…long story short i met a friend who used to be my drinking buddy way back in campus at one of my localz recently mimi na ujuaji yangu nikaoffer kumshikia chupa mbili tukicatch up .Little did i know that action would have led to my last night on planet earth were the gods not so kind enough .Fast forward sisi hao tumechapa chupa zetu nkashow mnigga masaa ya kuenda nyumbani imefika bibi ataanza kuleta shida…Kumbe jangili ilikuwa imekula sjui ni lotto ama walikuwa wamegaiwa shake akauza inheritance…nlishtukia .mzinga mbili ya kc(hio pombe ni meffi) na chupa nne za tusker kwa meza.Mimi nakuanga tanker na najua limit yangu.nilibleki once nikiwa form3 bt that fateful evening things went mangoes.Anyway hapo ndio memory iliishia,Nliamka the nxt day @10 pm(slept nearly 26hrs )with a cracked teeth,a red eye and a really swollen hand kwa bed.Wife hata alibeba bag akaishia vile ameona nimefufuka.Intel nimeget kutoka NIC (nkaissery)inasema jana i was seen staggering on my home ,(hapo kahawa wendani Nakumatt) boarded a bike and before it had gone 50m fell with a thud from it na msee wa nduthii akaindokea upus yangu.What i cant tell is how i reached home abt a km from there in that state?.Nimekuwa nkiskiza mungu pekee ya nyash all day.FOM ni kusare madre wadau. kwanzia leo ntamajor na kutafuta tuslices pekee na kuenda church.Ma senior villagers msilete advice zenu za umama hapa.pereka uzee gumba
Pole
Sare gauge na uanze life mpya… Endea wife pia.
Pole boss.Pombe mbaya.
Pole boss
You said no advice but I will still give it regardless. if it gets to a point where you start suffering memory losses due to alcohol, then it’s high time you quit it or just tone down on the whiskey ( though am not sure how to categorize KC )
You must have drunk on an empty stomach. Leo fanya hivi, kula nguruwe nusu kitu 4pm, then 5.30pm ita huyo beste anunue pombe. Trust me utakunywa more than last time, and you won’t be high hio excess. Plus threshold utafikisha.
Just try it today.
4th generation liquor. Polee
Quit while you’re still ahead.
Kama hukufungwa na seatbelt pamoja na mtu wa motobiki utakunywa fobe ata kesho !
I know a really great dentist. He works wonders, if you need one…
Pole. Pombe haiishi, why you will mix beer na makali is another wonder!
Alafu leta hio hekaya ya wewe kubleki form three mambo ikaenda mangoes. Did someone burst a egg inside you behind.
Uko poa
Mlevi hufiria kuacha pombe only when he’s broke…
Ingia church ya Akorino!
Pombe ni mbaya kathee niliwacha when i went to drink one for the road but I woke up in a police station cell with a swollen lip and injured hand and no memory of what had happened, I think I got into a fight because my hand felt like I had punched a concrete wall :D:D
Bibi alikiuacha? Usijali. Tafuta huyu, she is your soulmate
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:D:D:D:D
Hehehe wacha kujifanya na wewe hunywa keg every weekend hapo Jkuat
Dreams are valid my brother, I have to dream big otherwise I will be stuck with keg till the second coming, as a wise geezer keeps telling me, hope is a strategy