Swali tuu

Sasa niulize tuu wewe ukitomba Kim kardashian na Mimi nitombe mama kayai tofauti iko wapi si wote tumemwaga .

Nimetomba mboch wa jirani sura ngumu but njaa ilikuwa imeniandama

Heshimu wazazi kijana

Gay

zile vitu khocha hukula unaeza tafuna ka muhogo

Akikosea mke wako heshima, utazusha?

:smiley: jibuni swali wadau

Na yeye ameenda hapo kwa bench ya mamboch akauliza, “Wewe ukitomba Will Smith na mimi nitombe masaku si wote tumetombwa?”

“Nimepatia yule accountant wa mhindi si mnamjua? Yule husumbua kila mama kwa ploti? Jamaa upara upara hivi hutetemeka mikono sana juu ya chang’aa na akimwaga akashuta. Room hata haikiliki! Lakini ni huruma nilimskilia nikampea tu. Na amenidanganya ataninunulia simu!”

Meffi wewe, utajiju

anko pia mimi niko njaa saidi. njaaanuary imenimalisa kimfuko. slay quins wamenitoroka jameni :smiley:

leta till number nikununulie gibleys

@Yunomi cheza shini

Qumquot qamnege, ninafanana aje na huyo headmaster Yunomi?

Huwa ana comment thread kama zote. Hata thread hazihitaji comment. Tena tuko opposite kabisa in every aspect.

Anapenda gathecha, anachukia Trump, yeye ni team China/team Russia… he probably hates Jews… if anything he is more like maathais or a slightly dumber version of gashwin.

Once again you’re wrong but everybody is used to you being wrong. Don’t you have a Bible sized thread to type before midnight?

Si unaona. Lazima a comment tu. Kila thread. Huwa anaanza news and politics, thread 1. Hadi huko chini kwa sex. Step by step. One after the other. And he doesn’t look at or need alerts. Atakukuta tu kwa njia kama umemtaja.

Huwa anaanza asubuhi 6. Jogoo ikiwika hivi, bundle ashanunua. Ni kujaza tu form.

“I personally think that Uhuru govt… I would like the U.S. and Drumpf to stop looking for oil in Venezuela…”

Anaingia business section…

“I do believe that Kenyan banks should be regulated less to ease pressure on doing business…”

Anakuta digi deorro ametaja S.A. land…

“I think S.A. white farmers are the devil. They should just die. If I was Ramaphosa, I would repossess… because I own land as an African… African land… home guards should just di…”

Na anapenda Kahuni Maisha sana. Ni kanda ya home. Lazima asilimie yeye.

“Kahuni Maisha I think on this one you are wrong. Israel is just being a bully. We should look for options to change global perceptions of the indications of the substitutions of biologicity…”

Anaingia Jubilee development kwa spokesman…

“Thank you bwana Mkuki. This road will link Itara division to my rabbit hatch. It will make my walk every morning enjoyable with no potholes…”

(Mimi si unajua siwezi ongelesha hio mwisi ya Jubilee. Barabara wanaekelea juu ya murrum, 7 billion shillings. Ibeni tu.)

Haya anachokoza @Purple kidogo before lunch time…

“Madam can you kindly remove these disturbing adverts appearing on the left pane of my screen . It is disturbing my left eye and afflicting my thoughts!”

Halafu anaenda lunch break. End of my yuuuuge paragraph.

You post long comments and end up convincing nobody but yourself. All that work for nothing. That’s a little unnerving. But uncle Tom’s don’t think straight so it’s not surprising that nobody agrees with you

Ni nini bitterness headmaster?

Na ukiingia entertainment hapo 2p.m after lunch.

“You know this song short and sweet reminds me of my college sweetheart Truphena blah blah blah…”

Umeona converts wangu wa team Trump? Where the were only two pro Trump supporters siku hizi ni jeshi kubwa. Hadi nattydread anasema ni handle zangu zingine.

Hebu enda hio thread ya Trump ya juzi. Angalia uzito and compare that to the rubbish you post here about your escapades.

Hii thread hapa:

https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/trump-is-the-best-thing-that-ever-happened-to-america.101644/page-4#post-2078822

But najua hutasoma juu ya wivu. Hehe.

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