Sweeps Galore - Chapter 1.

You leave your place of work, exhausted and moody. Get home, stretch on your recliner seat, navigate to Kenyatalk and read a post that replaces your tired expression with a joyous smirk. The screenshots below are proof of such days.

On this day, Baby Panay (the man who sweats and soils his pants whenever he sees a duck) was flaunting his retarded prowess at charming and laying our skirted relatives. Only that the skirt he was flaunting in this particular tale was a bug-infested vagina for hire! Nattydread swung down like the hawk he is and gave the ducker a heavy ngoto.
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@Iddy left his house after promising his wife and kids that he would trade his ingenuity and infinite knowledge and bring food home. He showed up in Kenyatalk a few hours later with a sample lesson he had given his clan earlier in the week - other uses of the ear. I’m not sure whether the response qualifies as an insult, a sweep or payback for an unresolved grudge, but Zieglar obliterated this guy. His was a technical knockout but instead odf the ref cancelling the match and calling for paramedics, he was abandoned, left to choke on his own vomit and blood. Well, at least Iddy went back to his wife and kids with something – a longer, more accurate name, Iddyot.
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This was one of those days that Mathaais gets jump-started to reality and, as revenge, starts bullying new villagers and anyone who disagrees with his political affiliations. Some of his posts though prove that he still is searching for that selectively issued body part body part, yet other posts reveal that he might have given up his quest.

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:D:D:D:D hiyo mathighs amechapwa hata nikifika 105 years ntakuwa nalipuka

Waah!! I how did i miss this? io ya mwisho can only be compared to kupigwa gumi ya kahasho.

Kahasho ni sehemu gani ya mwili?

Kahasho ni sehemu gani ya mwili?

Diaphragm. At the base of where the ribs come together

When @Ka-Buda closed a thread
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Dj @Touchlyrics akapewa sweep moto
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Deaded!

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Dead on the floor laughing. You are hilarious! Mbavu zinakauka

I didn’t see this thread, I didn’t even open it.

Kambu

Kihii Kiaganu aliwekwa suplex

today mmeamua kumalisa sisi mbavu?

:D:D

:D:D:D

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Matusi imekuwa sugar coated

You’ll kill in this village:D:D:D

Wakanyaks alitandikwa mieleka lakini hakujua. Things we do/absorb for love!

:D:D:D:D
@juha ni ng’ombe saidi.