The year was 2007. Taabu was a Tanzanian of Chagga decent. Today,she would be called a momo. Mimi biz ya mat kiasi huko Tudor.
One day,on my way home,naelekea Muoroto after kupark gari la wenyewe. Muoroto ni slum in Tudor.
Nishapiga ma KK zangu (zile za karatasi) na nikatema gomba.
Kupita karibu na nyumba ya Taabu,around 11pm,nikaskia Scum,Scum…kuchungulia nyuma hivi namuona Taabu amefunga leso…nikarudi thinking there was an emergency. Kumfikia akanishika mkono wa left and took me to her house. Kuingia the house,naona double decker bed na watoto wamelala plus mzinga ya Safari Cane na Sprite ya half litre kwa meza. Kaniuliza “naona haujalewa bado”… Mi nikajibu bado.
Basi kaniambia tukunywe hii halafu uende home. Sisi hao,kunywa Safari cane na kupiga ngumzo…
What you call fisi mode ikafika. Mara tu nikaitisha mizigo na nikambao vitu.
Mama mia,nilipewa hiyo kitu,nikageuza mtu kama chapati,nikamkunja kama samaki mbichi…saa ile napiga vitu,kijana wake Taabu wa miaka kama saba ma yeye anaguruma kama paka. Akiguruma na mimi namfinyilia mamake. Nikamtoa kutu yule mama mpaka saa ile mwadhini aliitana tukaombe…
Siku ya pili hata hakukuwa kukaribishwa…mimi naingia,kifua mbele kama @pamba kwa pass out parade.
After the fourth day I did not pass by at Taabu’s anymore. Was tired and neither did Taabu wait for me.
Now that am older and wiser,I realize that I was identified,enticed and I swallowed hook,line and sinker. But it was a glorious four days.
Here I thought Kabuda …ndio baba wa hekaya…
Doh!.. kuna wanawake hawana haya kabisa… mbele ya watoto wake? Kisha twasema kua siku hizi watu wamekosa maadili.
8/40 for lack of details…
pre selection
Hehehe" ebu explain hapo kwa kijana. Sijanyita
Hapa umenipoteza kaka.
Truthfully I have never understood what was with the boy. We were in the bedroom and the boy in the seating room. Its like he was possessed…my reaction to hayo mashetwani yake was kumsindiria mamake kama nimetumwa kumaliza vitu zake…
Kiyana alikuwa anang’orota…kama paka…purr purr purr purr purr Mara 27.
Mwanaume usiwai tupa watoto wako na mama kama hamskilizani, sasa ona. Nice hekaya
@Purr_27 wengine wetu tunazo hekaya. Ni vile tu hatujui kuzieleza. But I decided kama ni mbaya ni mbaya,I will tell them. That’s why unaona tukipewa 8/40 na @Nyadist. I should actually thank him coz I now know what to do nikipeana hekaya next time
Haiya!:D:D:D:D
Boss,Taabu was a single mother. Mimi nilikuwa tu dereva wa mat who she happened to have chosen amtoe kutu. The kids were and are not mine…
Safi sana, and I think hii ni true story kabisa. Hapo Tudor ndio mtaa…
I’m referring to the father of those children who left his kids to watch their mother get pounded by hardened mungikis (no pun)
Kwa watu wa bara, jamaa alikamua hadi chee. Muadhini is that Muslim guy shit they fly at 5am
:D:D:D:D:D
Details pls.
Nimengoja mtu aitishe mbicha
Kali Sana buda