Take over!

General
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People…so the.black planned this trip and invited some friends and an old long lost lady friend from primary school. This was a camping trip.

So this lady friend, lets call her rispah, gets waay too excited coz i invited her to join the trip. Everybody was to either carry their own tent or hire one…huyu akadecide she is too scared of snakes, she requests to sleep in my tent…i agree knowing nothing was going to happen.

Usiku the.black hapati usingizi bwana…nimeambiwa nimpatie massage…sijui mgongo inaumia. Mara nimeletewa matako kwangu. Tena amechukua mkono wangu na akaanza kujidara nayo. Anyway i cut that nonsense short when she started saying she want me and stuff.

Sasa am on my way back and has invited herself over to my place to ‘take a shower’ aint no shit like that will happen. Hio ni drama anapanga na haitaingiana. Sasa ati anacheza gospel kwa simu yake kama ameniwekelea miguu.

Nichape kitu iungue ama nisichape?

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Fungua kabat like a champ

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Black, unauwanga nugu sana. Siunajua?

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Kitu kama imejipa bomoa bila huruma.

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Burofkos smash after pnc fukuza yeye

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Siuende kwa mall

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Ata sijui mbona nimewauliza na nikijua vile mtasema. I have decided i aint smashing shit. Sio lazima btw

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basi ngojea mikia ya mashoga ile umezoea

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Check maneno na kiti ya black mamba imekufanya eunuch.
:D:D

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Ata kibogoyo husema githeri si tamu

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introchieth,come slowly hubwer hii

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Umbwa ii.
Wapi yule jamaa wa uji?

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It has been some years since I was home. I need to see these Kenyan gurls throwing themselves at anyone…SMDH.

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Bado anajaza forward travellers, Brussels kuko aje?

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haha the black wacha jokes

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Winter karibu iue Omosh.

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:D:D:D

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Na imagine wewe na hio mongrel mukiwa face of Kenya,aibu ilioaje?

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nilimuona like yake morning nikajua tu ni jamuhoroni

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Unaonyesha nani meno?
Umbwa.