Tales of Crows and men

So yesterday i was hanging out with some kq pilots who are my friends you know the guys who skipped campus to fly dream liners when we were in the second year. Now one of the guys owns the joint then the guy’s Crow sister showed up we know each well even my wife knows her .Until my wife called 1:23AM EAT she took my took her selfie sent to my wife and then lectured her on the importance of having two women because her dad late:dr MW** Jkuat was also polygamous coincidentally they share the same name so she was like we will be the two Graces Mkenya na MUganda Ok guys you know my wife is Ugandan amelewa ulevi but ako nataka kudeal na grace leo. Mi niko tu hapa wizards msa rd nangoja temp zi cool kama uko area ya imara cabanas come nikutoe lock.

We dont speak gibberish

either you are drunk or you missed a few english classes…

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Am drunk and buying drinks for anyone to hell like I always like to tell my friends I have money na si ya muhindi na nakama unaishi kwa plot yangu mlolongo by
5th pesa kwa bank noogle

You must have dropped out in second year as well. Yaani Std 2.

Punctuation mother-bitch…do you speak it?

We understand that you are drinking fombe otherwise, ningekuitia mwalimu Gashui akufunze a bit of English grammar for free.

Kanua njúhí

What is he saying? Go drunk you’re home

Enda home sasa umelewa ya kutosha

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