So i am a chauffeur for a travel and tours company, and jana was assigned a jungu couple for a visit to the karen blixen museum, never heard of the place until jana. Siku ikaanza vizuri, pick up pale radison blu upper hill kitu 1100hrs, sisi hao langata road hadi that place, google maps to my savior sikupotea.
Charges were 1200 for foreigners and 600 for locals, these jungus insisted i acompany them so sisi hao kuona 100+years old house and some coffe machinery, luckily i was not charged entry coz mimi ndio niliwapeleka apparently, saw this hot mama a tour guide, later took her digits and managed to smash that ass(story for another day)
Tour ikaisha wakasema njaa inawamaliza, there is a joint just nearby by the name tamambo, wakasema we walk to the place since it wasnt far and atleast waone the environment,
Kufika pale tunaulizwa kama we have reservations, no was the answer, tukapewa some table in the open, kuosha mikono ni vitambaa steamed in eucalyptus solution,( atleast this part i was farmiliar with)
Menu kukuja sijui chochote imeandikwa pale, sasa kajasho kanaanza kutoka, naogopa kuorder niletewe crabs, so i asked fr fries, and a coke, claiming sina njaa vile that i wanted something light
Waiter round one akakuja na mikate, zinakaa burns and some crunchy sticks like stuff, me najua mkate ni ya chai, the whites wakararua mikate pale kavu, wanadip in some white paste, sijui ilikua nini,hiyo sikugusa, Kidogo kidogo crisps zikakam, mixed in some vegetable salad, jungus ndio hao, kuchimba tu sahani, wakainsist i join them, kuonja that shit ilikua tamu, got carried away nkakula mob kuwashinda hata lol… Nkaanza kuangaliwa vibaya na watu wamekaa next table
Sasa fries kukuja man ziko countable, hata my 5yrs old kid hawezi shiba hizi vitu, nikajikaza kama boychild nakula polepole nikifwata pace yao, nmebakisha like three sticks hata watu hawajafika halfway, ikabidi nimechorea kwanza, nikaendea zile mikate zilikua tu hapo, atleast ikapass time, food kuisha waiter akaclear table, then akakuja na menu, nkashangaa form ni gani, kumbe kuna sijui dessert, jungus wakaitisha vitu sijawai ona, turn yangu kufika ikabidi nmeitisha tusker baridi na kukanyagia stori.
Finally tukaleft nkawarudisha kwa hoteli, ilibidi nipitie mama kibanda chapo dondo coz ile njaa nilikua nayo… [ATTACH=full]144701[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]144702[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]144705[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]144708[/ATTACH]