“Eti watu wanasema Matiba iko London!..; London gani, yeye igo hapa Londiani”
“Watu wanasema eti Moi ohh.Moi ehh… Ata mtoto akikojoa kwa kitanda ni Moi?”
On the visit of Nigeria`s president Ibrahim Babaginda;
“Ukirudirudi huko Nigeria msalimie Mama Ginda na Ginda mwenyewe!”
Mulu Mutisya:
“Sisi watu wa Ukambani tunakuhakikishia wewe Baba Moi hatutaki multiparty mbili!”
“Baba Moi tumekungojea hapa Ukambani kwa muda mrefu na umekuwa unaharisha,unaharisha lakini sasa umekunya!”
Nicholas Biwott:
On Bishop Muge`s visit to Nairobi.
“If Bishop Muge goes to Nairobi,it will be the last journey of his life”
Bishop Muge died in a head on collision the following day while travelling to Nairobi.
The driver of the lorry that was involved in the crush walked away unscathed.
It was Peter Habenga Okondo, then MP for Busia South who gave the chilly warning to Bishop Alexander Muge that if he went to Busia he would not return alive. His warning came to pass when the hard-hitting bishop, when returning from Busia where he had presided over a service as a visiting bishop, his car was crashed headon when going uphill from the kipkarren river valley by a lorry carrying cartons of school milk.
There was outcry countrywide and okondo resigned from his ministerial post and never quite recovered from the consequences of his loose tongue. he later died in ignominy a few years later…
Moi in KU graduation as the chancellor of All public universities, 'Vichana msisumbuke sana na masomo, hata hii vice-chancellor yenu, Prof Eshiwani alipata pass na munaona mahali igo.
Angalia yule mpumbavu. Gari anapeleka wapi? Nani amesema tumemaliza?" Kibaki referring to a driver who could not stand the baking of the scotching sun on a public holiday in the presidential limo
Angalia yule mpumbavu. Gari anapeleka wapi? Nani amesema tumemaliza?" Kibaki referring to a driver who could not stand the baking of the scotching sun on a public holiday in the presidential limo
Angalia yule mpumbavu. Gari anapeleka wapi? Nani amesema tumemaliza?" Kibaki referring to a driver who could not stand the baking of the scotching sun on a public holiday in the presidential limo
Incidentally I was shown the driver of the ill fated Lorry in Nakuru last Monday.
I f you are ever in Nakuru and see an old mzee riding a motorbike, amevaa spects kama za shikuku na amefunganisha magunia na paperbags everywhere, thats him.
He is very common In a Naks Town esp Industrial area