Dismiss Notice
You cannot view some content because you are browsing this site as a Guest. CREATE AN ACCOUNT to enjoy access to all content.
  1. Miss Finest Wine

    Miss Finest Wine Village Elder

    Kwa nini unacheka? we have a Georgina too, kwanza wetu is our 1st born so she feels entitled. Huwa tunacheka mpaka tunalia at the things she tells us to do. She means vvv well though. Kwanza note she is telling us what to do when she is huko huko Down Under. Scenario...We are 6 girls, she is Georgina. Then imagine the rest of us are rebels kiasi...then she tries to preach and advice and is now extending her goodwill to our randy teenagers. It is always her way or the highway. Then she furas if we disagree.

    Haki, no disrespect to Georgina but the last time we were all in NBO, our Georgie spent so much time vexed and sulking. Each time she opened her mouth to advise us grown jimamas, the giggles got the better of us. We still laugh about it to this day.
    @GeorginaMakena haki come to this thread, help me understand my big Sis.
     
    pseudonym likes this.
  2. GeorginaMakena

    GeorginaMakena Village Elder

    She wants the best for you you'll one day realize it wana ikisha.
     
  3. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    You and me both sweetheart, big sis also goes to that church in south B , with oga pastors.
    We all avoid her like the plague if she decided to angusha the gospel because some of the things she says are irrational.

    There was a day she had stopped baking cakes ati sijui the bible says what about processed sugar...I didn't even listen , I just walked away.

    Then there was a day she poured my chivas regal down the sink tukiwa shaggz for holidays.I nearly hit her with the empty bottle .:mad::mad::mad:
     
  4. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

  5. AMB_Sunday

    AMB_Sunday Village Elder

    Pole hahaha. Thank God am a ninja. Got 4 sistas who are cool peeps. Georgina disorder rukad our gene pool i guess
     
    pseudonym and Miss Finest Wine like this.
  6. Miss Finest Wine

    Miss Finest Wine Village Elder

    @pseudonym...Eeeeende (And)no comment. Pls pronounce Eeeeeende like my Mum would, a retired KikuyuTeacher. No not a virgin. @kush yule mnono stole my virginity, kwani hujasoma hiyo hekaya? I love him to death and he knows it.

    You got to understand, we live in diff continents so we have to plan.
    @kush yule mnono, cum kidogo.
     
    Last edited: Sep 30, 2017
    pseudonym likes this.
  7. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    @Miss Finest Wine ,
    I need to read your hekayas soon..
    I am still going through @Meria Mata hekayas...gosh ziko mob !

    We demand an ├╣hiki soonest.
    Meanwhile I am on a roadtrip and my partner in crime has just angushad this song on the stereo.
    Am I reading too much into this?

     
    Miss Finest Wine and Meria Mata like this.
  8. Miss Finest Wine

    Miss Finest Wine Village Elder

    No you are not reading us wrong, promise. @kush yule mnono stole my virginity. Fullstop. It is a true story. @kush yule mnono when the shexpat leaves our bed could you then kindly bring @pseudonym up to speed with what you have done to me over the years?
     
    AMB_Sunday, Meria Mata and pseudonym like this.
  9. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    Seems you will have an open marriage.
    ;):D:D
     
    Miss Finest Wine likes this.
  10. Miss Finest Wine

    Miss Finest Wine Village Elder

    :D:)I am just provoking him, he imbibed too much last night. But like I said, we live in 2 continents and I can only believe what he tells me. Eeeeer not half of the time. Hehehehe
    Open marriage, not the case babe.
     
    AMB_Sunday, pseudonym and Meria Mata like this.
  11. Miss Finest Wine

    Miss Finest Wine Village Elder

  12. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    :D:D:D:D:D now I remember...this was amongst the first hekayas I have ever read.
    I hadn't known you folks so well and I didn't relate it to you.
    Re reading it again was so much fun since now I know both of you.

    Wish you all the best.:)
     
    AMB_Sunday and Miss Finest Wine like this.
  13. Miss Finest Wine

    Miss Finest Wine Village Elder

    Thanks. Georgina I will come back at some point, not today as I need to clean up, hatuna mboch huku, to share what our Georgie expects from us. Yaaaawa. Pia wewe utacheka huyu wetu. Day before yesterday my Sis and I died on the phone laughing at her suggestions on some 3 medical harambees going on in Kenya today. She was dishing advice from 23 hrs away by plane? kikikikikikikiki...cracking up already. Ave a good one Georgina.

    There is no wana girl. The rest of my Sistas are happily married with biiig kids.
     
  14. kush yule mnono

    kush yule mnono Village Elder

    Hehe .... am finally here. First of all @pseudonym that was one hell of a well written hekaya, the flow and the details. I got to give it to you, uko sawa.

    Sweetheart, you know I can never do any of those things. I pleaded with the shexpat to leave but she insisted on only kamoja tu which I gave to her shingo upande. Anyways remember friday the 13th, our wedding day is almost here. I got to be the gentleman that I am.
     
  15. Miss Finest Wine

    Miss Finest Wine Village Elder

    @pseudonym, now do not say I have not tried when .....a Mang'uarian dude in the UK closes in hard on Kush. The plot thickens.
     
  16. Nattydread

    Nattydread Village Sponsor

    [QUOTE="pseudonym, post: 1249249]

    Then there was a day she poured my chivas regal down the sink tukiwa shaggz for holidays.I nearly hit her with the empty bottle .:mad::mad::mad:[/QUOTE]

    Ingekuwa crime of passion.
     
    AMB_Sunday and pseudonym like this.
  17. Miss Finest Wine

    Miss Finest Wine Village Elder

    @GeorginaMakena

    Pls come. I need to download about my Sis Georgie and I need some little help. Okay where do I even begin with this one wetu? I will try and keep it short\simple.
    • She likes to tell us all what to do and we do not like it. We are all so different for starters and instead of agreeing with our diverse views, she goes off on one. i.e I told her 2 years ago that I am going to resign from my permanent job and be a contractor. Georgie got so angry and called me so many times deep in the night telling me what to do and we do not live in the same Country so how can her views work? I hung up on her politely like 3 times in the dead of the night kitu 1 pm kwangu and yes I went ahead with my plans.
    • Georgie said our Dad's Mashakaya should be 10 days to allow everyone to be comfortable. No-one knows what that means as we wanted it over and done with. I arrived on the day of the burial. Actually even after her views were not taken seriously by the committee and uncles she still made noise at the 'mburi ya kufunja kamitee' I am cracking up.
    • Georgie does not condone alcohol. We barely drink ourselves but she was so angry when she saw us imbibing yet we were not offering her.
    • Georgie has advice for everything but the wrong advice and woe unto her when she addresses me and my Boston Sis. I am dying already kikikiki. I will try and lure this one to KTALK.
    • I told Georgie that my long term plans are to move back to Africa, she chorad a dossier about why I should not even think about that. Whilst my Economics background tells me Africa is the place to be.
    • Religion. Georgie left our catholic faith for something else like PCEA. We do not mind, actually we do not care but she wants the rest of us to abandon our faith. How now? my adoration, my blessed sacraments, my rosary, my saints, hizo ni zangu.
    • Georgie wants us to forgive our partners each time they mess, regardless. We share a whatsupgroup where we laugh kiasi.
    • Georgie has earned a reputation. Our teens flee from the phone if they hear her. They be like is that aunt ???? coz the advice is so draconian.
     
  18. GeorginaMakena

    GeorginaMakena Village Elder

    I wish I had someone esp a sister who loves and cares abt me like this. The reason I say u guys have wana is simply tht you have another mother in form of a big sis and you're complaining. Many. people would kill to have such a sis. Am the only girl. Anyway humans never appreciate good people till theyre gone. Don't take your sis/mom forgranted. Appreciate her love and concern bcz many are those who would kill, to have someone worry about them and looking out for them! Wen I became a mom is the day I appreciated my mom's overbearing nature. And always making a fuss about everything! I used2b just like you n ur other sistas. I didnt understand everything she did was out of luv. It'll come to you with tym. There are siblings who only compete with each other and you are complaining about someone who luvs you so so much. They can 'nag' you.
    Anyway,luv is wasted on the beloved. I had an adopted son who I was so concerned abt coz he was orphaned so he atyms used to feel like am too controlling or too much in his business! Wen he left the country, he told a mutual friend that he has now realized that people who genuinely care abt others like I cared about him are almost extinct! All am saying is that your sis is one of the few good pple n siblings left on this planet! Do not take her forgranted. She is a gift from God! Don't complain bcz billions of pple wud give a kidney to trade places with you in a heartbeat! Thank God you have a mother for a sister,stop complaining,stop gossiping her and stop laughing at her. Whatever she tells is purely out of luv. Its not4her own benefit,its4yours bcz she wants the best for you!
     
  19. The.Black.Templar

    The.Black.Templar Village Sponsor

    sawa, lakini hio ya kurudi kenya iko on point!