TBT Kenyas medical history

[amun]

A long time ago before @Luther12 spend half a life time in medical school to come and issue us with fake antibiotics, below is how our fore fathers used to do it

the pharmacist below, used to collect herbs/poisons here and there and ground them and as long as they were extremely bitter, it would cure something and for sure they did, otherwise we all wouldn’t be here

https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?media/pharmacist.2090/full&d=1494572877

Now we all know that before going to the pharmacist, first you have to go through the consultancy room, back in the day they didnt have x-ray , y-ray and z-ray machines.

it all revolved around finding out who is making you sick.

below is a photo taken in consultancy room one, notice the paraphernalia, of interest is the white chalk (you can only get it in MT kenya and Kilimanjaro

https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?media/consultancy_room_one.2087/full&d=1494572877

if consultancy room 1 was occupied or you had been infected with Christianity, you would be send to room 2, where there was the best of the best Kamba diviners. she would communicate with the ancestors (wangwana) via the use of a bow and guard (strumming) and immediately establish a vsat link and you got your diagnosis. (the bible was just place there to soothe your christian ego, word was that she also had a direct communication link to Moses, Abraham and all prophets)

https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?media/consultancy_room_two.2089/full&d=1494572877

if you were from the lakeside, you would be send to a consultancy room manned by @Deorro s grandfather, lead consultant, here we can see him at work

https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?media/consultancy_room_three.2088/full&d=1494572877

now now now, wow unto you if the consultants diagnosed you with schizophrenia (umetupa nut), they had the best doctor who could find the lost nut faster than @introvert can say WD40

His name was Bengei (better than house M.D) and his procedure for treating mad people included burring the patient alive. below photo shows him at work making the necessary preparations to bury a patient

https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?media/bengei_at_work.2086/full&d=1494572877

[system]

@amun

A long time ago before @Luther12 spend half a life time in medical school to come and issue us with fake antibiotics, below is how our fore fathers used to do it

the pharmacist below, used to collect herbs/poisons here and there and ground them and as long as they were extremely bitter, it would cure something and for sure they did, otherwise we all wouldn’t be here

[ATTACH=full]99246[/ATTACH]

Now we all know that before going to the pharmacist, first you have to go through the consultancy room, back in the day they didnt have x-ray , y-ray and z-ray machines.

it all revolved around finding out who is making you sick.

below is a photo taken in consultancy room one, notice the paraphernalia, of interest is the white chalk (you can only get it in MT kenya and Kilimanjaro

[ATTACH=full]99247[/ATTACH]

if consultancy room 1 was occupied or you had been infected with Christianity, you would be send to room 2, where there was the best of the best Kamba diviners. she would communicate with the ancestors (wangwana) via the use of a bow and guard (strumming) and immediately establish a vsat link and you got your diagnosis. (the bible was just place there to soothe your christian ego, word was that she also had a direct communication link to Moses, Abraham and all prophets)

[ATTACH=full]99251[/ATTACH]

if you were from the lakeside, you would be send to a consultancy room manned by @Deorro s grandfather, lead consultant, here we can see him at work

[ATTACH=full]99252[/ATTACH]

now now now, wow unto you if the consultants diagnosed you with schizophrenia (umetupa nut), they had the best doctor who could find the lost nut faster than @introvert can say WD40

His name was Bengei (better than house M.D) and his procedure for treating mad people included burring them alive. below photo shows him at work making the necessary preparations to bury a patient

[ATTACH=full]99254[/ATTACH]

Funny narration!

[kijanamrefu]

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[kijanamrefu]

@Luther12

Funny narration!

It’s very tongue in cheek

[amun]

@Luther12

Funny narration!

tumetoka mbali

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@amun you are one funny bugger… Matusi kibaaao diguised as a joke. Nice one

[amun]

@It's Le Scumbag

@amun you are one funny bugger… Matusi kibaaao diguised as a joke. Nice one

just trying to make a boring Friday a tad more lively, priceless Kenyan history

i have alot more where those came from, next week will post about the forgotten beauty that is kenya

[Meria_Mata]

@amun

tumetoka mbali

@jumabekavu still does it in Mombasa, akitengeza meter yako ya KPLC hutawai lipa stima for life
[ATTACH=full]99262[/ATTACH]
no meter reader dares touch that otherwise sehemu nyeti inatransfer kwa forehead

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@amun

A long time ago before @Luther12 spend half a life time in medical school to come and issue us with fake antibiotics, below is how our fore fathers used to do it

the pharmacist below, used to collect herbs/poisons here and there and ground them and as long as they were extremely bitter, it would cure something and for sure they did, otherwise we all wouldn’t be here

[ATTACH=full]99246[/ATTACH]

Now we all know that before going to the pharmacist, first you have to go through the consultancy room, back in the day they didnt have x-ray , y-ray and z-ray machines.

it all revolved around finding out who is making you sick.

below is a photo taken in consultancy room one, notice the paraphernalia, of interest is the white chalk (you can only get it in MT kenya and Kilimanjaro

[ATTACH=full]99247[/ATTACH]

if consultancy room 1 was occupied or you had been infected with Christianity, you would be send to room 2, where there was the best of the best Kamba diviners. she would communicate with the ancestors (wangwana) via the use of a bow and guard (strumming) and immediately establish a vsat link and you got your diagnosis. (the bible was just place there to soothe your christian ego, word was that she also had a direct communication link to Moses, Abraham and all prophets)

[ATTACH=full]99251[/ATTACH]

if you were from the lakeside, you would be send to a consultancy room manned by @Deorro s grandfather, lead consultant, here we can see him at work

[ATTACH=full]99252[/ATTACH]

now now now, wow unto you if the consultants diagnosed you with schizophrenia (umetupa nut), they had the best doctor who could find the lost nut faster than @introvert can say WD40

His name was Bengei (better than house M.D) and his procedure for treating mad people included burring the patient alive. below photo shows him at work making the necessary preparations to bury a patient

[ATTACH=full]99254[/ATTACH]

@amun

just trying to make a boring Friday a tad more lively, priceless Kenyan history

i have alot more where those came from, next week will post about the forgotten beauty that is kenya

[ATTACH=full]99263[/ATTACH]

[amun]

@Meria Mata

@jumabekavu still does it in Mombasa, akitengeza meter yako ya KPLC hutawai lipa stima for life
[ATTACH=full]99262[/ATTACH]
no meter reader dares touch that otherwise sehemu nyeti inatransfer kwa forehead

:D:D:D:D

nice one, i should enlist his services, even if on a trial basis

[system]

@gashwin kujia wasee wako wa Nyasore

[gashwin]

he he @Deorro patia @amun eldership in advance…

[amun]

@gashwin

he he @Deorro patia @amun eldership in advance…

@Deorro , the village sage has spoken, kazi kwako