TBT: Masaibu ya pikipiki

#1
Addiction ni kitu mbaya I swear especially if its nothing to be proud of. This is a true story that happened enzi zangu nkichapa mawaks kwa kalasingha.

On this particular day, I was assigned some repair jobs pale kencom KCB kwa the canopy facing the hilton hotel. It's one location I really liked for obvious reasons ..... ku disinfect macho kwa sana with small breaks in between za kuchapa waks. Kumbuka hapo down kuna the grand bus stop and right opposite, pale kando ya bata ndo meeting point ya ma slay queens and kings wa Nairobi. Then kuna the famous jobless corner kwa hio bench ya mawe mbele ya main entrance ya hilton. I must say there was enough material for team wanking-mafisi.

Ma 10am hivi nikaripoti waks. So pale nkachukua a strategic position and after ku scan the vicinity which included the upper floors za kencom house plus windows za hilton na kupata the all clear sign, nkajiseti kufanya what I did best in times like these. Kugurumisha kwanza, kazi ya muindi badaye.

Nka kwachu sheria mkononi and managed to squeeze the magical shot bila presha. While working on the second one, bila warning an intruder aka happen. Nliskia tu, "kijana, unaumiza nani hapo?" Nlishtuka and while still holding mzee abdallah firmly under my grip, nka turn kuchek ni nani anaharibu starehe zangu when am just about kuangusha the killer shot. I was too embroiled kwa kitendo na ka ngeos fulani hapo down kwa bus stop to notice this mofo creeping on me.

Ile kugeuka nfiche effidense nkaguzisha mchudes kwa connection ya stima and what followed ...... your guess is as good as mine. The last thing I remember is letting out a fantastic scream na nkachew. Why is it that the boy child has to suffer like this? The next time I came to, nlijipata pale hosi na ma nurse wamechangamka vinoma. Kugutuka hivi, the first thing I heard was, ule kijana wa 'pikipiki' amefufuka. Hehe

One of them was kind enough to tell me what was happening and was very concerned amid stupid giggles from the other two. I heard one talk in cambodian lingo akisema, mtu mzima kama huyu si atafute tu maliar amtolee kiu. The irony of it is that nlipigwa na thitima nki multi task pale Kencom while karumaindu is just across the road. Sadness of life.

Kalasingha came to hear of what had happened to his utility player and trust me he wasn't amused at all. That's how kijana ya Njoro nlipoteza a 'well paying job' bila salo of course and it was the last day of the month buana.

CAVEAT .... @Mrs Kuria hio maneno nliwachana nayo, sawa
 

Giggz

Village Elder
#10
Addiction ni kitu mbaya I swear especially if its nothing to be proud of. This is a true story that happened enzi zangu nkichapa mawaks kwa kalasingha.

On this particular day, I was assigned some repair jobs pale kencom KCB kwa the canopy facing the hilton hotel. It's one location I really liked for obvious reasons ..... ku disinfect macho kwa sana with small breaks in between za kuchapa waks. Kumbuka hapo down kuna the grand bus stop and right opposite, pale kando ya bata ndo meeting point ya ma slay queens and kings wa Nairobi. Then kuna the famous jobless corner kwa hio bench ya mawe mbele ya main entrance ya hilton. I must say there was enough material for team wanking-mafisi.

Ma 10am hivi nikaripoti waks. So pale nkachukua a strategic position and after ku scan the vicinity which included the upper floors za kencom house plus windows za hilton na kupata the all clear sign, nkajiseti kufanya what I did best in times like these. Kugurumisha kwanza, kazi ya muindi badaye.

Nka kwachu sheria mkononi and managed to squeeze the magical shot bila presha. While working on the second one, bila warning an intruder aka happen. Nliskia tu, "kijana, unaumiza nani hapo?" Nlishtuka and while still holding mzee abdallah firmly under my grip, nka turn kuchek ni nani anaharibu starehe zangu when am just about kuangusha the killer shot. I was too embroiled kwa kitendo na ka ngeos fulani hapo down kwa bus stop to notice this mofo creeping on me.

Ile kugeuka nfiche effidense nkaguzisha mchudes kwa connection ya stima and what followed ...... your guess is as good as mine. The last thing I remember is letting out a fantastic scream na nkachew. Why is it that the boy child has to suffer like this? The next time I came to, nlijipata pale hosi na ma nurse wamechangamka vinoma. Kugutuka hivi, the first thing I heard was, ule kijana wa 'pikipiki' amefufuka. Hehe

One of them was kind enough to tell me what was happening and was very concerned amid stupid giggles from the other two. I heard one talk in cambodian lingo akisema, mtu mzima kama huyu si atafute tu maliar amtolee kiu. The irony of it is that nlipigwa na thitima nki multi task pale Kencom while karumaindu is just across the road. Sadness of life.

Kalasingha came to hear of what had happened to his utility player and trust me he wasn't amused at all. That's how kijana ya Njoro nlipoteza a 'well paying job' bila salo of course and it was the last day of the month buana.

CAVEAT .... @Mrs Kuria hio maneno nliwachana nayo, sawa
Never disappoint, real Tee Bee Tee:D:D:D:D:D:p:p:p
 
#17
Addiction ni kitu mbaya I swear especially if its nothing to be proud of. This is a true story that happened enzi zangu nkichapa mawaks kwa kalasingha.

On this particular day, I was assigned some repair jobs pale kencom KCB kwa the canopy facing the hilton hotel. It's one location I really liked for obvious reasons ..... ku disinfect macho kwa sana with small breaks in between za kuchapa waks. Kumbuka hapo down kuna the grand bus stop and right opposite, pale kando ya bata ndo meeting point ya ma slay queens and kings wa Nairobi. Then kuna the famous jobless corner kwa hio bench ya mawe mbele ya main entrance ya hilton. I must say there was enough material for team wanking-mafisi.

Ma 10am hivi nikaripoti waks. So pale nkachukua a strategic position and after ku scan the vicinity which included the upper floors za kencom house plus windows za hilton na kupata the all clear sign, nkajiseti kufanya what I did best in times like these. Kugurumisha kwanza, kazi ya muindi badaye.

Nka kwachu sheria mkononi and managed to squeeze the magical shot bila presha. While working on the second one, bila warning an intruder aka happen. Nliskia tu, "kijana, unaumiza nani hapo?" Nlishtuka and while still holding mzee abdallah firmly under my grip, nka turn kuchek ni nani anaharibu starehe zangu when am just about kuangusha the killer shot. I was too embroiled kwa kitendo na ka ngeos fulani hapo down kwa bus stop to notice this mofo creeping on me.

Ile kugeuka nfiche effidense nkaguzisha mchudes kwa connection ya stima and what followed ...... your guess is as good as mine. The last thing I remember is letting out a fantastic scream na nkachew. Why is it that the boy child has to suffer like this? The next time I came to, nlijipata pale hosi na ma nurse wamechangamka vinoma. Kugutuka hivi, the first thing I heard was, ule kijana wa 'pikipiki' amefufuka. Hehe

One of them was kind enough to tell me what was happening and was very concerned amid stupid giggles from the other two. I heard one talk in cambodian lingo akisema, mtu mzima kama huyu si atafute tu maliar amtolee kiu. The irony of it is that nlipigwa na thitima nki multi task pale Kencom while karumaindu is just across the road. Sadness of life.

Kalasingha came to hear of what had happened to his utility player and trust me he wasn't amused at all. That's how kijana ya Njoro nlipoteza a 'well paying job' bila salo of course and it was the last day of the month buana.

CAVEAT .... @Mrs Kuria hio maneno nliwachana nayo, sawa
:D:D:D:D:D Kush haha on point ka dot
 

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