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[SIZE=5]Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with an Alligator[/SIZE]
Jul 13, 2015

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EVERGLADES CITY, Florida –

People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level.

Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.

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Darwin is a relatively unknown fisherman who lives in the outskirts of the remote town of 400. Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as “odd.”

Police responded after a man out of a nature hike happened to walk by Darwin’s house and saw Darwin having sex with the alligator in his backyard.

The witness heard Darwin say, “next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.”

“It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen,” the witness told police. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.”

Collier County Sheriffs responded and arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal.

Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement:
The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.

Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “nigger music” over and over.

Darwin claimed the alligator had gotten a hold of his pant leg when he was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag him into the water. Darwin was able to escape without injury, but that had set his resolve to get revenge.

The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks.[/B]

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@Wakanyama watu wa tabia yako

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Hehehe kali sana,next ni lioness

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Crackers with their liberal bs can fuak anything that walks and has a hole in it.

Guess when it’s finally released, it will forever be traumatized. Itakuwa inaona mtu inatoka mbio with tail btwn the legs literally. Only in the mighty U S of A. Darn Obama!

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Hahahahaha

ati the Croc was like it didn’t give a fcuk

Besides for the lack of an arrest record for Rupert Darwin, the Collier County Sheriff’s Office also confirmed that the story is false on their Facebook page.

“Hey everyone — this story seems to be gaining traction on social media, but don’t believe it. It’s as fake as crocodile tears,” the post confirmed. Indeed, Rupert Darwin was never arrested in Collier County for animal abuse after keeping an alligator as a sex slave.

Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/2250439/did-rupert-darwin-really-keep-an-alligator-as-sex-slave-after-it-tried-to-eat-him/#dh8TVbtvliL8dieU.99

Well, the crocodile got its match. You do me, I do you.

What would he have done if it weren’t female?

now why do you go and spoil a good laugh

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I have a responsibility as an elder to spare this forum from turning E! Entertainment tv or The Nairobian.

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And the dude is called DARWIN HEHEHE

REMINDS ME OF A TIME I CHOPPED THE TAIL OF OUR NEIGHBOURs cat FOR FERKING OUR CAT AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE NEIGHBOURS WHITE BEDSHEETS IN PAIN :smiley:

wapi jamaa wakupigania haki za kutomba wanyama? ilikua inaitwa DAFA?

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U are hitler reincarnate. Accept and move on

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Revenge is best served inside a pussy

hahaha…nigga be cold as they come

Boss do you mind sharing your concoction ingredients??

Sodomise it?