Guess what? i just received a call from my ninja he wants us to convene at the fav joint…
fast forward, i meet him up pretending to have no recollection of how things went down jana so i cut him some slack just to at least save his remaining testro-filled ego. but mimi nani? the curiosity in me wont rest until i prompt him enough to narrate the happenings that preceded after my departure.
So we sit there and i call for mbili mbili baridi tuone if it can jog his memory and get him to open up and confide in me, in the mean time i tread lightly by inquiring how his day at work was nini, nini…and so on and so forth as we sip our chilled drinks.
I excuse myself to stand at the gentle mans corner, as i return i immediately notice my guy has since overtook me in the race to stupor as by now his eyes are wide as that under investigation for the alleged mismanaged NYS fund and his lips filled with pang’ang’a as he wildly whistle’s and cheers on any tight trouser or skirt bearer.
Mimi huyo, i take the opportunity head on nkamuuliza kwani jana kuliendaje?, weee before i even complete my querry he cuts me short with a long misanthropic stare that makes me question is it really worth it?
I temporarily retreat but do not surrender, najua pahali nitamshikia… true to my word after several more rounds of warm and chilled liquor coupled with loud music the proud fella does something that both stuns and amazes me. He whops out his from his letta chagget(leather jacket) a 5.5screen inch android machine and scrolls down on the contacts. He places a call and by the tone of his voice nikajuwa huyo lazima awe mshee juu mwanaume hawezi nyenyekea that design if addressing a fellow ninja. At this point my high was kicking in or so i thought coz furaha ilikuwa inabubujika…
kidogo kidogo an argument ensues and my guy clicks out loud and hangs up, i ask if everything is okay?, to which he responds; Nimekamatiwa chini, can you imagine all this while i thought i was hustling a potential take away na isitoshe i even questioned if she was single only to rudely find out that it was my main… i burst out in laughter, enyewe ‘fobe’ sio thupu, my proud lad appeared to be nimptopsical, I was left with no other option but to call kamjoro who has been our loyal cab guy from enzi za tene asafarishe hii ndume ikalale… hehe
has this hekaya been concluded ama OP amesahau ku-type the “to be continued” statement?
Kwa ufupi una jaribu kusema? o_Oo_Oo_O
ni nini haulewi boss? uliza usaidiwe
Beste yako alikula ama hakukula?
ferk. i think nimelewa. sielewi kitu, acha nikae chini.
hehe, udaku ndio ulipenda… hehe but usijali i got you covered watch out for the next piece
Wewe Nv meffi ebu ambia your fellow nvs wakusongee kwa ile kiti yenyu uwache kutupea hekaya hazina mbele wala nyuma…
shuka thread boss, i wont engage you this early
sielewi kindly translate
Ai, I also don’t get, what is?
HAPA iko chida, but since naheshimu maoni yenyu i will do the next piece in black and white
sielewe kindly translate ams uandike kwa Kiswahili English is not your turf, illiterate maggot meffi ya jirani
is that the most you can flex your your shitty arrogant wannabe att? kula breather
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umefika mwisho wa mawazo, hii upuss iliiisha
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