terrorist taken down- mission duck wing duck

uwesmake

DRYFRY ARTIST
#1
nikiwa mtoi , kuna duck za jirani zilikuwa zinapenda kufly kila jioni na morning yaani saa nane ( lower primary tulikuwa tunaachiliwa after lunch ) navy seal nimetoka shule nimechapa kaguu after basi ya TUSKER kuniwacha , my dad was one of the company docs so all the employees kids were taken from the company houses to the schools they attended . so Uwes na ujinga yake as you all know i was tough headed tungecheza ball ten nagundua basi ilienda , if you know Kisumu from Agakhan to where Breweries company was located was a distance and down hill . inabidii nitembee nikisumbua watu wa chips za muhogo .


sasa jioni the majestic birds used to fly so beautifully zikienda home . me and my fried Onyi used to catch one behind the scenes and hurl it in the air for it to fly but it never flew like how it did in the evening . if you have lived with ducks one thing you know is there is an alpha male duck , which has a harem of over 10 ducks and you know ducks hatch over 15 chicks so when the alpha male catwalks it has over 50 girls boyz bodyguards in tow and its usually big and stands out . if you dare touch any of its harem when i say YOU i mean a human being or a ghost it will attack you even if you left the animal . kids will always be kids so we used to snatch a chick and run and it always followed you and poked you painfully. and the male could not fly that high but its wife were paratroopers . the neighbour , mrs oluoch alituwekea wanted

Then came the FEYA craze , FEya was the in thing (ok for the fools feya is a catapult ) . there were two kinds of feya one made from those tu tiny metals , zile wire za mguu ya baiskeli sijui vile zinaitwa na engrich using rubber bands ( we the bourgeoisie of the time our parents worked in offices i dont know why they brought the bands ama mbuyu alikuwa money launderer i dont know but zilikuwa mob) this was the amateur feya and the pro feya which were made some using those forked parts of the tree and metal . the pro feyas mostly were made by elder teens . the amunition for the amateur feya wa this plant hutoa maziwa sikumbuki jina yake , ukipigwa nayo unalia mbwata while the ammunition for the PRO feya was a stone depending with the work meant for it , coz i remember my uncle later in life in UON alikuwa nayo alificha sanaaa. the amateur feya was usually used for games during weekends although si mara ya kwanza watu walifungua mkono after the sting . the pro one was usually used to hunt down birds any other extra curricular activity yake was illegal sijui .


BACK TO THE MAIN STORY

the reason i have given a serious description of weapons is the DUCK was our enemy it shamed us infront of the ghels and we the boys promised to revenge on the alpha duckwing ducks impunity . so one saturday after laying down our best laid plans i , onyi and kamau planned very well it was a three pronged attack

marksman sniper Uwes FEYAs down the duck

Mtu wa mkono onyi collects the terrorist

mikora kamau cuts of one of its toes


nimelewa to be continued
 

patco

Village Sponsor
#10
The true experts walitengeneza gun ya wire. ni feya but ni gun including the shape. na ingetupa msumari. According to the local childhood intelligentsia,I hear you could actually puncture a car's body with that gun and Moi's special branch could arrest you if you had one. There was one such gun expert but alihamishwa akarudishwa kwao ushago. I never got to see that msumari gun in operation. Then there were also clay guns which looked like dicks. Na imejazwa nyasi ndio ishike vizuri. Then there were boys who could make gari ya wire hadi iko na steering. They could work on that project for years hadi siku moja inawekwa mabati ya kimbo na light bulbs with batteries for headlamps. Na zilikuwa na aerial refu imefungwa bladder. Then one day they discover, girls, porno and supermatch cigarettes and childhood ends.
 

Okwonkwo

Village Chief
#11
The true experts walitengeneza gun ya wire. ni feya but ni gun including the shape. na ingetupa msumari. According to the local childhood intelligentsia,I hear you could actually puncture a car's body with that gun and Moi's special branch could arrest you if you had one. There was one such gun expert but alihamishwa akarudishwa kwao ushago. I never got to see that msumari gun in operation. Then there were also clay guns which looked like dicks. Na imejazwa nyasi ndio ishike vizuri. Then there were boys who could make gari ya wire hadi iko na steering. They could work on that project for years hadi siku moja inawekwa mabati ya kimbo na light bulbs with batteries for headlamps. Na zilikuwa na aerial refu imefungwa bladder. Then one day they discover, girls, porno and supermatch cigarettes and childhood ends.
I remember making and "driving" the wire cars was our fav pastime. One time there was a shortage of materials to make the cars. Our Mechanic called Salim, told us he had seen some wires at a construction site and if we could get them, he would make the cars. The site was a house being built near a church, Friends (Quakers) to be specific. The church had a guard and he patrolled the area with a hawk eye. I think he was paid to guard the construction materials as well.

On the particular day of our plan, Salim akaenda kumzubaisha Na mastory huko side ingine ya church while we sneaked to the site to steal the wires.

As we were busy cutting the wires and folding them, a mabati door opens from the house being built and a bare chested man with a nyahunyo opens.

Nyinyi watoto mwafanya nini hapo. We stood up and froze in place. As if our instincts kicked in at the same time, we ran away from the scene. with the man in hot pursuit.

Jamaa alichoka akatuacha. ilibidi tumetengeneza magari kutumia miti ya makuti. slippers zikakatwa circular pieces for the tyres. Sometimes we also used zile funiko za Omo/Toss for tyres.
 

Walker

Village Elder
#12
Then there were boys who could make gari ya wire hadi iko na steering. They could work on that project for years hadi siku moja inawekwa mabati ya kimbo na light bulbs with batteries for headlamps. Na zilikuwa na aerial refu imefungwa bladder. Then one day they discover, girls, porno and supermatch cigarettes and childhood ends.
Hizi stages nimepitia zote
 

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